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Most Advanced Public Transport: 88thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 136thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 161st
The Kingdom of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Astros Above All
The Great and Honorable Leader
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Glorious Land of Astros

Population11.518 billion

CapitalCharleroi
LeaderThe Great and Honorable Leader
Faiththe Holy Church of the State of Astros

CurrencyAstra
AnimalAstrosian

The Kingdom of The Glorious Land of Astros is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Great and Honorable Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.518 billion Astrosians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Healthcare, Industry, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Social Policy is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Charleroi. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Astrosian economy, worth a remarkable 3,979 trillion Astras a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 345,542 Astras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Glassy-eyed Astrosian wives lifelessly chant "I love you" on command, fire and brimstone sermons are accompanied by napalm and fragmentation bombs, nudity is frowned upon, and cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Glorious Land of Astros's national animal is the Astrosian, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Holy Church of the State of Astros.

The Glorious Land of Astros is ranked 51,174th in the world and 1,717th in Osiris for Rudest Citizens, with 68.41 Insults Per Minute.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 88thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 136thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 161stMost Corrupt Governments: 275thLargest Black Market: 330thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 382ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 413thMost Subsidized Industry: 546thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 622ndMost Devout: 739thLargest Mining Sector: 774thLargest Insurance Industry: 901stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 925thHighest Average Incomes: 1,240thLowest Crime Rates: 1,452ndLargest Governments: 1,715thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,731stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,030thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,645thHighest Economic Output: 2,741stMost Primitive: 3,109thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,436thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,692ndMost Avoided: 3,893rdMost Advanced Public Education: 5,055thMost Efficient Economies: 7,919thMost Authoritarian: 8,550thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,775thTop
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Most Conservative: 11,827thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,534th
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 16th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 20th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 23rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 32nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 37th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 37th in the regionMost Devout: 38th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 46th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 56th in the regionLargest Governments: 56th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 61st in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 87th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 94th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 122nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 150th in the regionMost Primitive: 157th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 206th in the regionMost Avoided: 244th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 249th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 298th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 350th in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 436th in the regionMost Extreme: 493rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 530th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 760th in the region

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