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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,191stMost Influential: 4,971stLargest Welfare Programs: 5,541st
The Federal Republic of
Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives
Work,Equality,Democracy and Welfare for Swiss people
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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The Great New Swiss

Population794 million

CapitalBerne

CurrencySwiss Franc
AnimalSwiss Alpine Duck

The Federal Republic of The Great New Swiss is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 794 million Swisses hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berne. The average income tax rate is 72.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Great New Swissian economy, worth 71.3 trillion Swiss Francs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is 89,744 Swiss Francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, homophobia is off the menu, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, and late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Great New Swiss's national animal is the Swiss Alpine Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Great New Swiss is ranked 16,695th in the world and 313th in Europe for Most Developed, scoring 85.77 on the Human Development Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,191stMost Influential: 4,971stLargest Welfare Programs: 5,541stLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,601stLargest Publishing Industry: 11,494thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 12,439thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,745thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,990thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,842ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,358thBest Weather: 15,693rdMost Developed: 16,695thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,894thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,869thMost Efficient Economies: 19,942ndMost Inclusive: 20,155thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,380thHealthiest Citizens: 22,354thMost Beautiful Environments: 22,499thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,858thRudest Citizens: 22,915th
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Largest Welfare Programs: 73rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 99th in the regionRudest Citizens: 126th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Great New Swiss was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in The Great New Swiss, late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards.
  • : Following new legislation in The Great New Swiss, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • : Following new legislation in The Great New Swiss, homophobia is off the menu.
  • : Following new legislation in The Great New Swiss, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster.
  • : The Great New Swiss was endorsed by The Federal Republic of En Hassik.
  • : The Great New Swiss was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in The Great New Swiss, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
  • : Following new legislation in The Great New Swiss, adverts depict men giving birth while cursing the women who got them into trouble.
  • : Following new legislation in The Great New Swiss, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.

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