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Most Subsidized Industry: 282ndHighest Poor Incomes: 306thLargest Retail Industry: 502nd
The Golden Republic of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal
Peace Through Prosperity
Thane of Regional Affairs
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Greenlandic North

Population5.319 billion

LeaderCarry Pillow


The Golden Republic of The Greenlandic North is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Carry Pillow with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, devout population of 5.319 billion Northern Greenlandic's enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rnesspo. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Greenlandic economy, worth a remarkable 2,238 trillion Ducats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 420,778 Ducats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, there's some really clean windows in Northern Greenlandic houses, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, and frat-house partying has become the national pastime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Greenlandic North's national animal is the Lemming, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Mujizen.

The Greenlandic North is ranked 8,568th in the world and 25th in Wintreath for Highest Economic Output, with 2,238 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Subsidized Industry: 282ndHighest Poor Incomes: 306thLargest Retail Industry: 502ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 511thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 595thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 638thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 715thHighest Average Incomes: 761stMost Efficient Economies: 1,068thLargest Black Market: 1,183rdMost Armed: 1,280thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,346thMost Patriotic: 1,493rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,823rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,989thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,222ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,243rdLargest Governments: 2,550thRudest Citizens: 2,774thTop
Most Influential: 3,244thLargest Mining Sector: 3,323rdMost Avoided: 3,410thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,443rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,747thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,748thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,243rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,345thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,848thMost Inclusive: 6,188thMost Cultured: 6,380thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,923rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,112thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,517thHighest Economic Output: 8,568thMost Developed: 8,754thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,935thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,300thHighest Food Quality: 11,181stSmartest Citizens: 11,637thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,724thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 14,639thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,672ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,150th
Most Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionMost Patriotic: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 12th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14th in the regionMost Influential: 14th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 20th in the regionMost Inclusive: 20th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 25th in the regionMost Developed: 29th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 32nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 32nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 35th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 36th in the region

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