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Largest Agricultural Sector: 4,522nd Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6,040th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,319th
The Commonwealth of
Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots
We Are The Greenteam.
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Greenteam

Population1.101 billion

CapitalTopia
LeaderThe Striker

Currencycredit
Animalant

The Commonwealth of The Greenteam is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Striker with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, triple-decker prams, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.101 billion Greenteamians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Topia. The average income tax rate is 32.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Greenteamian economy, worth 92.9 trillion credits a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 84,336 credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need, school kids who pretend to drive imaginary cars get a social worker and a police observer assigned to them, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, and clergy never mention brand names for fear of losing their government subsidies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Greenteam's national animal is the ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Greenteam is ranked 124,635th in the world and 177th in New Western Empire for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.87 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 4,522ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,040thTop
10%
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,319thMost Devout: 13,402nd
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 20th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Greenteam was endorsed by The Monarchy of Barlonatar.
  • : Following new legislation in The Greenteam, clergy never mention brand names for fear of losing their government subsidies.
  • : Following new legislation in The Greenteam, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one.
  • : Following new legislation in The Greenteam, school kids who pretend to drive imaginary cars get a social worker and a police observer assigned to them.
  • : Following new legislation in The Greenteam, breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need.
  • : Following new legislation in The Greenteam, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days.
  • : The Greenteam was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Following new legislation in The Greenteam, politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests.
  • : Following new legislation in The Greenteam, photographs that show ladies' ankles are considered risqué.
  • : Following new legislation in The Greenteam, many aides in The Striker's office are known to be serial jaywalkers.

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