The Canis Lupus of The Grey Wolves is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kyorgia Kyosson-Vonimof with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 17.794 billion Grey Wolves are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oslo. The average income tax rate is 53.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong The Grey Wolves economy, worth a remarkable 1,059 trillion Boneses a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,530 Boneses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft, all screens are equal but some are more equal than others, and The Grey Wolves husbands are dead good at fathering kids. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Grey Wolves's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Den Norske Kirke.

The Grey Wolves is ranked 70,722^nd in the world and 1^st in The Wolves Eye for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.96 law-abiding acts per hour.