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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 491st Most Influential: 767th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 8,976th
The Happian Union of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
We do the same thing and get different results.
Mr Mahn
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Happian Union

Population1.283 billion

CapitalKhangam
LeaderMr Mahn
FaithLate Partying on Friday night

Currencyđonger
AnimalGeneric Animal

The Happian Union of The Happian Union is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Mr Mahn with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 1.283 billion Happish are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Khangam. The average income tax rate is 71.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Happish economy, worth 176 trillion đongers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 137,197 đongers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government, Khangam's flashy holiday light displays can be seen from space, and farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Happian Union's national animal is the Generic Animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Late Partying on Friday night.

The Happian Union is ranked 123,463rd in the world and 4,641st in The East Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 91.82 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 491stMost Influential: 767thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 8,976thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,000thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,193rdMost Developed: 10,847thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,207thMost Inclusive: 11,218thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,713thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,537thBest Weather: 13,797thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,874thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,914thLowest Crime Rates: 13,916thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,545thNicest Citizens: 14,647thLargest Governments: 14,928thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,462ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,875thHighest Average Incomes: 15,932ndMost Efficient Economies: 15,948thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,935thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16,942ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,042nd
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Most Influential: 24th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 38th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 199th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 218th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 257th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 259th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 280th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 297th in the regionMost Developed: 316th in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 332nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 351st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 360th in the regionLargest Governments: 380th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 394th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 397th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 405th in the regionBest Weather: 406th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 409th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 409th in the regionMost Average: 418th in the regionNicest Citizens: 429th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 442nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 455th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 466th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 496th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 496th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 507th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 516th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 521st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 527th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 527th in the regionMost Cultured: 551st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 561st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 616th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 636th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Happian Union was endorsed by The Armed Republic of The United Neo American Union.
  • : Following new legislation in The Happian Union, farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land.
  • : Following new legislation in The Happian Union, Khangam's flashy holiday light displays can be seen from space.
  • : Following new legislation in The Happian Union, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in The Happian Union, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes.
  • : Following new legislation in The Happian Union, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend.
  • : Following new legislation in The Happian Union, people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed.
  • : The Happian Union was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in The Happian Union, trespassers entering Mr Mahn's office are immediately vaporized.
  • : Following new legislation in The Happian Union, the banshee wail foretells skies of death.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 227 » Marrico, A Slanted Black Stripe, H-Zhena, Fedele, Aelitia, Elejamie, Blazing Samaritan, Lyontisia, Kaigi, Adolanta, Dark Edgyness, Adavan, Goodnamesarerare, Socialist Holy American Empire, Ver Norge, United China Nation, Danelaw Scandinavia, Republic of Berzerkistan, Arkantis, Roissyland, Harro Waarudho, Hizuru, VW53Aland, Servants of Gizmo, British Calradia, Ribanzi, Dragonia, Ridann, Urimel, Cassidya, Kampf Empire, Free sovereign Soviet socialist republic, Humri, Agonya, Talitoa, Am Echad, The Soviet Space Commie Union, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, Aeljae, Acnor, Bullpups, Bakaworld, Axdel, New Birblands, Akorial, Drunken Seal Islands, Bacon Land, Freedom Fascists, Brotherland, Federal Unity, and 177 others.Eurasia States, Shinnokawa, Khurn Empire, United-kingdom of Britannia, Unitary Germania, Greater New Islew, Ciggie Smallistan, The Almighty Country, Shavara, Biggstonia, Kangarawa, EnderShnovia, Betremia, Qui sequuntur somnia, AngusEssa, Reformed Mankind Institutes, Aristortia, Taewania, Danesopia, Federated States of Zootron, Elsweyr Land, Airrajul, Imperial Akatsuki, Merlovich, Galve, Ellsonian Dominion, Pax et Dovia, Ceruleasia, Ouroboric, Gorbastan, Narinoland, Izonno, Dpispitir, Kelsyth, Endertopias, Kublam, Impia Aghte, Lanagon, Headpat Central, New Taranaki, Pightinbotanoffen, Groi Landstrabowal, Cantonese Union, Darkenval, Blobbo, Kucia, Dzosk, Lit Medieval Dancing, The Empire of Rijelv, 0KXRg9C5, Norport, Trimmania, Riveraland, Morkuldin, Thyaclinia, Noralia, The New Wisconsin Empire, Swiftwhiskers, Tshana, South East Charmaracapa, Tivinter, Sonictopia, Euricanis, The Shorter Union, Baumdahl, The Reunified Empire, The Sacred Whale, Grand Rheinland, Roliganistan, Wanabe, ReeK, Someseni, The Earth Systems Alliance, Wadostan Ran, Solestia, Ravendi, Dom Islana, Todd McCloud, Squid Ruinosa, Tel Mithru, Uthenia, Taurora, The Holy Empire of Moronica, Slys Paws, Erkadia, Laikantar, Wizardonia, Kyrtizhan, United Edwards, Survivoristan, Bytes, Wolemoer, Kagorg Bra Corna, Neruch, Joundia, The Southern Isles of Dreyse, Splena, Broengtopia, Areast, Unger under over, The Romanum Legio, Sharipe, New Leganes, Kyrloth, Propwash, Prexico, Kriov, Black Stone Vale, Solarfall, The Underwood Industrial Empire, Sansangra, Squarist Republic of Squaria, East Malaysia, Redfoos Irrelevancy, Bliacor, Norjis, Tim Stark, Verketa, Eagas, Skandinavistan, Fantasy Peninsula, Bortalandet, Respublica Deltanica, Sufjan Stevens Fans, Elkenian, Furnifold, Pengnia, Alwand, Avalon Ascendancy, CopyCato, Free Goldsaver, Dalta Salltan, Penfifteen, United Artificial Intelligence Armada, Arpino, Davelands, Enlil, Babcocia, The island of Kiria, Eastern Hyront Scasssen, Bharatewa, Mastariere, Nifalembria Zamingstan, Wiranath, Gryphtopolis, Gemookul, New Military, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Lejon Stad, Shantan, Bachtendekuppen, The Angel of Charity, Sericena, Sicilla, Norgsveldet, The Holy Utopian Republic, Slui, BearStackof2015, Janoobi Jazair, The United Asian Republics, La Isla Nueva, TheRuthenians, Stellar Colonies, Valdwall, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Anecho, Justice-Becoming, VoyKovie, Degrelle, Opossum Slayer, Aleister, ArenaC, Greater Felter, Guthra, Funkadelia, Kilkire, and The United Neo American Union.

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