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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 19th
The Free and Holy Republic of
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Civil Rights
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Economy
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Political Freedom
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The Happy Civilians

Population21.935 billion

CapitalThe Joyous City of Freedom
Leaderthe Brilliant Leader
FaithChristianity

CurrencyAlmighty Dollar
AnimalSuper Amazing Brave Eagle

The Free and Holy Republic of The Happy Civilians is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by the Brilliant Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.935 billion Patriotic Citizens are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Joyous City of Freedom. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Patriotic Citizen economy, worth an astonishing 10,612 trillion Almighty Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 483,797 Almighty Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,531,612 per year while the poor average 4,350, a ratio of 1,041 to 1.

Politicians take citizens for idiots, the government spends millions of tax Almighty Dollars on vouchers to pay for expensive private schools, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, and bilingual Patriotic Citizens are viewed with suspicion. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Happy Civilians's national animal is the Super Amazing Brave Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Happy Civilians is ranked 6,066th in the world and 48th in The East Pacific for Largest Populations, with 21.9 billion Capita.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 19thLargest Insurance Industry: 39thFattest Citizens: 52ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 57thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 57thMost Avoided: 61stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 61stMost Devout: 81stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 84thMost Ignorant Citizens: 89thMost Corrupt Governments: 114thHighest Disposable Incomes: 127thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 138thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 178thLargest Retail Industry: 190thLargest Mining Sector: 194thLargest Agricultural Sector: 299thMost Primitive: 355thMost Armed: 359thHighest Average Incomes: 382ndHighest Economic Output: 431stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 554thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 572ndRudest Citizens: 706thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 844thMost Efficient Economies: 1,132ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,310thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,193rdTop
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Largest Populations: 6,066thLargest Black Market: 10,378thMost Conservative: 10,718thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,839thTop
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Most Influential: 12,064thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,906thMost Pro-Market: 20,494thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,963rdLargest Governments: 22,061stHighest Crime Rates: 23,063rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23,177th
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Most Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionRudest Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionMost Primitive: 17th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 21st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 28th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 32nd in the regionLargest Populations: 48th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 68th in the regionTop
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Most Pro-Market: 290th in the regionLargest Black Market: 328th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 414th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 493rd in the regionMost Conservative: 527th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 544th in the regionMost Extreme: 565th in the regionMost Influential: 624th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 635th in the regionLargest Governments: 635th in the regionMost Stationary: 663rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Happy Civilians, bilingual Patriotic Citizens are viewed with suspicion.
  • : Following new legislation in The Happy Civilians, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • : Following new legislation in The Happy Civilians, the government spends millions of tax Almighty Dollars on vouchers to pay for expensive private schools.
  • : Following new legislation in The Happy Civilians, politicians take citizens for idiots.
  • : Following new legislation in The Happy Civilians, a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal.
  • : Following new legislation in The Happy Civilians, vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue.
  • : Following new legislation in The Happy Civilians, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors.
  • : Following new legislation in The Happy Civilians, large areas of The Happy Civilians are not accessible by the public.
  • : Following new legislation in The Happy Civilians, if foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to The Happy Civilians.
  • : Following new legislation in The Happy Civilians, the police double as repo men.

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