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Highest Drug Use: 25thRudest Citizens: 41stHighest Crime Rates: 43rd
The Dead Meme of
Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society
Running a country isn't monkey business.
Harambe
Influence
Hegemony
Governor
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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The Harambe Gorillas

Population14.571 billion

CapitalCincinnati Zoo
LeaderHarambe
FaithINSERT SUBTLE INNUENDO HERE

CurrencyBanana
AnimalWestern Lowland Gorilla

The Dead Meme of The Harambe Gorillas is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Harambe with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, free-roaming dinosaurs, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 14.571 billion Gorillas live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Administration, although Industry is also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cincinnati Zoo. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Harambe economy, worth a remarkable 5,081 trillion Bananas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 348,710 Bananas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,342,242 per year while the poor average 19,430, a ratio of 120 to 1.

Game show contestants scramble to fish trash out of the South Western Lowland Gorilla Sea, photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls, one can walk from one side of Cincinnati Zoo to the other without setting foot on Harambe soil, and many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Harambe Gorillas's national animal is the Western Lowland Gorilla, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is INSERT SUBTLE INNUENDO HERE.

The Harambe Gorillas is ranked 122,440th in the world and 1st in Cincinnati Zoo for Most Stationary, with 286.59080963732 days.

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Highest Drug Use: 25thRudest Citizens: 41stHighest Crime Rates: 43rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 52ndLargest Gambling Industry: 61stMost Armed: 68thFattest Citizens: 88thMost Avoided: 103rdLargest Retail Industry: 105thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 117thMost Rebellious Youth: 140thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 218thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 426thHighest Disposable Incomes: 429thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 486thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 633rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 713thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 725thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 800thMost Devout: 1,130thLargest Mining Sector: 1,171stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,426thHighest Average Incomes: 1,760thMost Inclusive: 1,907thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,041stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,241stTop
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Most Politically Free: 3,045thHighest Economic Output: 3,245thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,632ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,769thMost Cultured: 5,973rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,391stLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,745thMost Efficient Economies: 7,637thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 16,447thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,175thMost Pro-Market: 22,711thMost Extreme: 22,958thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 23,143rdLargest Populations: 27,667th

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