Population | 14.571 billion |
Capital | Cincinnati Zoo |
Leader | Harambe |
Faith | INSERT SUBTLE INNUENDO HERE |
Currency | Banana |
Animal | Western Lowland Gorilla |
The Dead Meme of The Harambe Gorillas is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Harambe with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, free-roaming dinosaurs, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 14.571 billion Gorillas live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Administration, although Industry is also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cincinnati Zoo. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Harambe economy, worth a remarkable 5,081 trillion Bananas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 348,710 Bananas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,342,242 per year while the poor average 19,430, a ratio of 120 to 1.
Game show contestants scramble to fish trash out of the South Western Lowland Gorilla Sea, photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls, one can walk from one side of Cincinnati Zoo to the other without setting foot on Harambe soil, and many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Harambe Gorillas's national animal is the Western Lowland Gorilla, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is INSERT SUBTLE INNUENDO HERE.
The Harambe Gorillas is ranked 122,440th in the world and 1st in Cincinnati Zoo for Most Stationary, with 286.59080963732 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Harambe Gorillas was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Free.
- : The Harambe Gorillas's influence in Cincinnati Zoo fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".
- : The Harambe Gorillas was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Free.
- : The Harambe Gorillas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : The Harambe Gorillas's influence in Cincinnati Zoo rose from "Hegemony" to "Hermit".
- : The Harambe Gorillas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : The Harambe Gorillas's influence in Cincinnati Zoo fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".
- : The Harambe Gorillas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : The Harambe Gorillas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : The Harambe Gorillas was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Free.