by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,439thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,011thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,238th
The Free Land of
Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens
Out of Many, One People.
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The Hare Jordans

Population3.46 billion

CapitalNew Amsterdam
LeaderDJ Auby Bugatti

CurrencyDub Sack
AnimalChicago Bull

The Free Land of The Hare Jordans is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by DJ Auby Bugatti with an even hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, avant-garde cinema, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 3.46 billion Hares are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government is primarily concerned with Education, although Environment, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Amsterdam. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jordanian economy, worth 387 trillion Dub Sacks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 112,083 Dub Sacks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory, the Sandmen are calling it a night, major archaeological findings are frequently bulldozed to make way for new buildings, and plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Hare Jordans's national animal is the Chicago Bull, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Hare Jordans is ranked 51,048th in the world and 1,742nd in the South Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 68.38 Insults Per Minute.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,439thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,011thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,238thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,782ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,582ndMost Developed: 6,626thHealthiest Citizens: 6,709thMost Influential: 6,839thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,085thBest Weather: 7,128thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,345thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,611thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,735thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,011thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,768thLowest Crime Rates: 9,832ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,844thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,966thLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,103rdLargest Governments: 10,582ndMost Cultured: 10,668thTop
Smartest Citizens: 11,493rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,870thMost Secular: 13,720thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,865thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,895thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,272ndMost Efficient Economies: 16,548thNicest Citizens: 18,591st
Most Advanced Public Education: 86th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 96th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 103rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 168th in the regionMost Developed: 211th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 221st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 222nd in the regionBest Weather: 232nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 239th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 240th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 259th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 282nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 282nd in the regionLargest Governments: 285th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 292nd in the regionMost Cultured: 299th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 306th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 309th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 341st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 348th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 374th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 422nd in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 427th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 476th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 482nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 485th in the regionMost Secular: 494th in the regionNudest: 629th in the regionMost Influential: 662nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 714th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 724th in the regionNicest Citizens: 736th in the regionLargest Populations: 763rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 768th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 821st in the region

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