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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 910thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,794thMost Devout: 3,262nd
The Famous Dictatorship Tips of
Corporate Police State Halliburton
Dictadorship Tips
The Great Powerful Dictator Hamilton
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Hasrne

Population850 million

CapitalThe Monarch's District
LeaderThe Great Powerful Dictator Hamilton

CurrencyHasrne Dollar
AnimalRainbow Mouse

The Famous Dictatorship Tips of The Hasrne is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by The Great Powerful Dictator Hamilton with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 850 million Hasrneans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Monarch's District. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Hasrnean economy, worth 113 trillion Hasrne Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 133,112 Hasrne Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,045,214 per year while the poor average 4,238, a ratio of 246 to 1.

Urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples, The Great Powerful Dictator Hamilton has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves, and citizens have an obligation to remain silent and anything they say may be used against them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Hasrne's national animal is the Rainbow Mouse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Hasrne is ranked 176,339th in the world and 258th in Conch Kingdom for Nudest, with 69 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 910thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,794thTop
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Most Devout: 3,262ndMost Avoided: 4,717thLargest Retail Industry: 5,104thFattest Citizens: 7,303rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,619thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,760thLargest Insurance Industry: 7,918thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,363rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,264thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,569thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 12,493rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,306thMost Efficient Economies: 14,570thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,248thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,435thHighest Average Incomes: 17,965thLargest Black Market: 18,444thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,593rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,633rdMost Conservative: 18,987thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,099th
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 9th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 11th in the regionFattest Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Black Market: 15th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 18th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 18th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22nd in the regionMost Conservative: 22nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 30th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Hasrne, citizens have an obligation to remain silent and anything they say may be used against them.
  • : Following new legislation in The Hasrne, The Great Powerful Dictator Hamilton has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves.
  • : Following new legislation in The Hasrne, government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples.
  • : Following new legislation in The Hasrne, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.
  • : Following new legislation in The Hasrne, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.
  • : Following new legislation in The Hasrne, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.
  • : Following new legislation in The Hasrne, professional athletes can't see balls amid the deluge of advertisements.
  • : Following new legislation in The Hasrne, government ministers claim to ride dragons to work.
  • : The Hasrne lodged a message on the Conch Kingdom Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in The Hasrne, online tourism reviews of The Hasrne are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar.

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