The Endorse me of The Hazar Amisnery is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by King Dmitry Tereshkova with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, public floggings, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 962 million Hazar Amisnerians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dmitrivil. The average income tax rate is 81.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Hazar Amisnerian economy, worth 85.6 trillion Arzhuyts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 88,949 Arzhuyts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tens of thousands of Hazar Amisnerians rock the night away at the annual SuperLob, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association, and naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Hazar Amisnery's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

The Hazar Amisnery is ranked 48,757^th in the world and 2^nd in The European Commonwealth of Nations for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 52.64 Whatever.