by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 411th Most Influential: 689th Most Secular: 2,447th
The Glorious Peoples Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Moronica for morons!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Holy Empire of Moronica

Population2.35 billion

LeaderEmperor Moe Hailstone the Righteous

AnimalVillage Idiot

The Glorious Peoples Republic of The Holy Empire of Moronica is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Moe Hailstone the Righteous with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.35 billion Morons are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Klutzberg. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Moronican economy, worth 291 trillion Imbeciles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 124,155 Imbeciles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, weapons are only sold to foreign governments that are legitimate enough to not bounce the cheque, many suspect that the 'Whinny The Plop' children's magazine contains covert criticism of Emperor Moe Hailstone the Righteous, and local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Holy Empire of Moronica's national animal is the Village Idiot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aetheism.

The Holy Empire of Moronica is ranked 10,141st in the world and 217th in The East Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 88.03 Kickbacks Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 411thMost Influential: 689thTop
Most Secular: 2,447thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,778thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,723rdLowest Crime Rates: 3,906thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,336thBest Weather: 5,598thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,895thHealthiest Citizens: 6,602ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,832ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,883rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,331stLargest Governments: 7,792ndMost Beautiful Environments: 8,371stTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 8,699thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,132ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,461stLongest Average Lifespans: 9,534thMost Developed: 9,627thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,141stMost Advanced Public Education: 10,668thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,324thMost Authoritarian: 12,855thMost Pacifist: 15,256th
Most Influential: 18th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 43rd in the regionTop
Most Secular: 71st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 95th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 117th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 126th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 137th in the regionBest Weather: 157th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 176th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 177th in the regionLargest Governments: 184th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 185th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 186th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 199th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 217th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 226th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 241st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 247th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 267th in the regionMost Developed: 279th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 287th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 289th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 424th in the regionMost Pacifist: 503rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 506th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 522nd in the regionMost Stationary: 537th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 576th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 584th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 598th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 618th in the region

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