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Most Secular: 2,483rdLowest Crime Rates: 3,465thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,639th
The Glorious Peoples Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Moronica for morons!
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Political Freedom

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The Holy Empire of Moronica

Population4.62 billion

LeaderEmperor Moe Hailstone the Righteous

AnimalVillage Idiot

The Glorious Peoples Republic of The Holy Empire of Moronica is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Moe Hailstone the Righteous with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, complete lack of prisons, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.62 billion Morons are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Klutzberg. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Moronican economy, worth 633 trillion Imbeciles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 137,222 Imbeciles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The Police Surveillance Unit's motto is "Gotta Catch 'Em All", increasing numbers of children in The Holy Empire of Moronica have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness, and tourists are forbidden to enter Native Moronican lands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Holy Empire of Moronica's national animal is the Village Idiot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aetheism.

The Holy Empire of Moronica is ranked 7,144th in the world and 365th in Lazarus for Most Developed, scoring 91.73 on the Human Development Index.

Most Secular: 2,483rdLowest Crime Rates: 3,465thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,639thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,753rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,510thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,962ndLongest Average Lifespans: 5,706thBest Weather: 5,858thHealthiest Citizens: 6,138thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,144thLargest Governments: 6,342ndLargest Welfare Programs: 6,488thMost Developed: 7,144thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,174thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,252ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,084thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,977thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,216thMost Authoritarian: 9,652ndTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 10,401stMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,762ndHighest Poor Incomes: 11,032ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,243rdMost Subsidized Industry: 13,134thMost Cultured: 13,775thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,911thSmartest Citizens: 14,872ndHighest Average Incomes: 16,637thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,257thMost Efficient Economies: 19,973rd
Most Secular: 120th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 144th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 176th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 207th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 247th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 305th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 309th in the regionBest Weather: 311th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 315th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 326th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 333rd in the regionLargest Governments: 335th in the regionMost Developed: 365th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 378th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 379th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 381st in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 409th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 423rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 503rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 512th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 568th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 578th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 619th in the regionMost Extreme: 624th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 653rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 727th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 768th in the region

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