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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th Largest Insurance Industry: 7th
The Supreme Dictatorship of
Corporate Police State Halliburton
If you aren't remembered, you never existed
Supreme Universal Ruler
Influence
Hegemony
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Iron League

Population32.961 billion

CapitalThe Iron League City
LeaderSupreme Universal Ruler
FaithSupreme Universal Rulerism

Currencygil
Animallueshi

The Supreme Dictatorship of The Iron League is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Universal Ruler with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, flagrant waste-dumping, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 32.961 billion Iron Leaguerans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Social Policy not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Iron League City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Iron Leaguer economy, worth an astonishing 21,158 trillion gils a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 641,921 gils, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,975,372 per year while the poor average 83,389, a ratio of 35.7 to 1.

Hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, the government prevents violence by committing genocide, and the Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The Iron League's national animal is the lueshi, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Supreme Universal Rulerism.

The Iron League is ranked 325th in the world and 1st in Supremacy for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 96.61 Workforce Participation Rate.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 4thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4thLargest Insurance Industry: 7thMost Avoided: 7thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19thLargest Gambling Industry: 21stLargest Retail Industry: 23rdLargest Mining Sector: 24thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 26thMost Corrupt Governments: 26thMost Primitive: 37thHighest Disposable Incomes: 41stHighest Economic Output: 45thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 54thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 55thFattest Citizens: 69thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 73rdHighest Average Incomes: 85thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 144thMost Stationary: 173rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 198thMost Ignorant Citizens: 267thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 325thLargest Agricultural Sector: 546thRudest Citizens: 556thLargest Populations: 868thLowest Crime Rates: 1,324thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 1,668thMost Efficient Economies: 1,837thLargest Black Market: 3,530thMost Influential: 5,069thMost Conservative: 5,573rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,484thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,549thMost Extreme: 13,209thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,546th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Iron League, the Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea.
  • : Following new legislation in The Iron League, the government prevents violence by committing genocide.
  • : Following new legislation in The Iron League, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses.
  • : Following new legislation in The Iron League, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in The Iron League, tourists visiting the nation are warned not to drink local tap water.
  • : Following new legislation in The Iron League, fortified nursing homes are wracked with daily skirmishes.
  • : Following new legislation in The Iron League, first-time moms are expected to be experienced parents from day one.
  • : Following new legislation in The Iron League, the banshee wail foretells skies of death.
  • : Following new legislation in The Iron League, believers must practice religion behind church doors lest the government smite them with a mighty fine.
  • : Following new legislation in The Iron League, foreign heads of state have taken out restraining orders against Iron Leaguer ambassadors.

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