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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,229thNicest Citizens: 2,602ndHealthiest Citizens: 2,753rd
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The Islands of Colwell

Population16.047 billion

CapitalColville
LeaderPrime Minister Colwell

CurrencyColwellian dollar
AnimalDragonfly

The Republic of The Islands of Colwell is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Colwell with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 16.047 billion Colwellians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Colville. The average income tax rate is 80.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Colwellian economy, worth a remarkable 1,913 trillion Colwellian dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,257 Colwellian dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout, Prime Minister Colwell's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, Prime Minister Colwell has promised 'power to the puppies', and the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Islands of Colwell's national animal is the Dragonfly, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Islands of Colwell is ranked 19,196th in the world and 276th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 1,647.0776264252 days.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,229thNicest Citizens: 2,602ndHealthiest Citizens: 2,753rdBest Weather: 2,776thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,806thTop
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Highest Food Quality: 3,210thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,297thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,314thMost Cultured: 3,471stMost Pacifist: 3,496thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,758thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,795thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,923rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4,207thMost Inclusive: 4,509thMost Influential: 4,522ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,009thMost Developed: 6,652ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,645thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,808thSmartest Citizens: 8,761stSafest: 10,144thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,304thLowest Crime Rates: 12,070thHighest Economic Output: 13,204thMost Secular: 13,324thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,567thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 16,203rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,846thMost Stationary: 19,196thMost Efficient Economies: 19,421stLargest Governments: 21,081stMost Subsidized Industry: 21,483rdLargest Populations: 23,841stMost Advanced Public Transport: 25,780th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 46th in the regionMost Influential: 74th in the regionNicest Citizens: 84th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 96th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 97th in the regionTop
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Highest Food Quality: 117th in the regionBest Weather: 119th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 132nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 148th in the regionMost Cultured: 148th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 155th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 159th in the regionMost Pacifist: 172nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 176th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 180th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 197th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 238th in the regionMost Stationary: 276th in the regionMost Developed: 356th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 383rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 456th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 483rd in the regionTop
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Safest: 603rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 701st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 728th in the regionMost Secular: 793rd in the regionLargest Populations: 811th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 811th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 826th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 839th in the region

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