Population | 16.047 billion |
Capital | Colville |
Leader | Prime Minister Colwell |
Currency | Colwellian dollar |
Animal | Dragonfly |
The Republic of The Islands of Colwell is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Colwell with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 16.047 billion Colwellians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Colville. The average income tax rate is 80.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Colwellian economy, worth a remarkable 1,913 trillion Colwellian dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,257 Colwellian dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout, Prime Minister Colwell's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, Prime Minister Colwell has promised 'power to the puppies', and the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Islands of Colwell's national animal is the Dragonfly, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
The Islands of Colwell is ranked 19,196th in the world and 276th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 1,647.0776264252 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Islands of Colwell voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Promoting Ethnic and Cultural Equality".
- : The Islands of Colwell was endorsed by The Republic of Abulagomas.
- : The Islands of Colwell voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Standardised Passport Act"".
- : The Islands of Colwell was endorsed by The Sultanate of Caellip Major.
- : The Islands of Colwell was endorsed by Rohida.
- : The Islands of Colwell was endorsed by The Golden Lands of Shardventoria.
- : The Islands of Colwell voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Consular Rights"".
- : The Islands of Colwell was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of ELORA NATION.
- : The Islands of Colwell was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : The Islands of Colwell voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Alvalero".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 44 » Treadwellia, New Rogernomics, Custadia, Aigania, Port Flynt, Manaric, Perchan, The New California Republic, Auralon, The Celestial Lands, Rangers Brotherhood, Saundie, Nippon Shotou Teikoku, Leonism, Praenestia, Aletian, TypoTech, Marcellinople, Nova Zemlya, Debussy, Surd, Aeryis, The Sigometh Dynasty, The Gelseen Hegemony, Fluffiness, Darqas, Pepe Pip, Calption, Enkowshe, The Emerald Union, Malororia, Steel Vagabonds, Oppalli, Wang Yao, Serlanda, Silver Minner, Aleckandor, Los Pedrios, Juba, General Mike, Military astriads, ELORA NATION, Caellip Major, and Abulagomas.