The Federative Archipelago of The Jamlandias is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Dodger with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 3.175 billion Jamlandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valenctown. The average income tax rate is 81.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Jamlandian economy, worth 301 trillion Riles a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 95,038 Riles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The The Jamlandias Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals, third world countries are rich in "I Love Valenctown" t-shirts, and social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Jamlandias's national animal is the Red Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Jamlandias is ranked 19,232^nd in the world and 1,239^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 90.35 law-abiding acts per hour.