The Janitor of the Bar on the Corner
Population | 15.614 billion |
Capital | The Golden Stool |
Leader | The Chief Janitor |
Faith | Anarchist Communism |
Currency | Dollare |
Animal | Peacock |
The Proud Illiterate of The Janitor of the Bar on the Corner is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Chief Janitor with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 15.614 billion Elegant Gentlemen are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — prioritizes Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Golden Stool. The average income tax rate is 77.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The large but sluggish Facy economy, worth 307 trillion Dollares a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Soda Sales. Average income is 19,686 Dollares, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Crossbow bolts fill the skies if so much as a sparrow flies overhead, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, ministers are now allowed to put suggestions in the governmental suggestion box, and enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Janitor of the Bar on the Corner's national animal is the Peacock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Anarchist Communism.
The Janitor of the Bar on the Corner is ranked 62,632nd in the world and 16th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Lowest Crime Rates, with 71.27 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Janitor of the Bar on the Corner was endorsed by The Trade Federation of Ming Hetsestria.
- : The Janitor of the Bar on the Corner was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : The Janitor of the Bar on the Corner lodged a message on the The Bar on the corner of every region Regional Message Board.
- : The Janitor of the Bar on the Corner was endorsed by The Zuper Zealous Zoologist of Zany Zanes.
- : The Janitor of the Bar on the Corner endorsed The Zuper Zealous Zoologist of Zany Zanes.
- : The Janitor of the Bar on the Corner's influence in The Bar on the corner of every region rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : The Janitor of the Bar on the Corner lodged a message on the The Bar on the corner of every region Regional Message Board.
- : The Janitor of the Bar on the Corner lodged a message on the The Bar on the corner of every region Regional Message Board.
- : The Janitor of the Bar on the Corner lodged a message on the The Bar on the corner of every region Regional Message Board.
- : The Janitor of the Bar on the Corner lodged a message on the The Bar on the corner of every region Regional Message Board.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 2 » Zany Zanes and Ming Hetsestria.