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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,370thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,752ndMost Influential: 6,700th
The Empire of
Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots
All Hail the Jovannic!!!
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Few

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The Jovannic

Population285 million

CapitalJovannica

CurrencyJov
AnimalZebra

The Empire of The Jovannic is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 285 million Jovannicians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jovannica. The average income tax rate is 68.9%.

The thriving Jovannician economy, worth 21.5 trillion Jovs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,270 Jovs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Burning yourself alive is not okay but starving and whipping yourself is fine, hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, and an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Jovannic's national animal is the Zebra, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Jovannic is ranked 176,967th in the world and 182nd in Atlantian Oceania for Most Stationary, with 13.78414395592 Days.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,370thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,752ndMost Influential: 6,700thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 10,488thHealthiest Citizens: 14,778thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,164thBest Weather: 16,777thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,544thNicest Citizens: 19,228thSafest: 19,330th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionMost Conservative: 14th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 14th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Jovannic, an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity.
  • : The Jovannic lodged a message on the Atlantian Oceania Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in The Jovannic, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in The Jovannic, hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings.
  • : The Jovannic was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
  • : Following new legislation in The Jovannic, burning yourself alive is not okay but starving and whipping yourself is fine.
  • : The Jovannic was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in The Jovannic, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • : Following new legislation in The Jovannic, the television adaptation of Jennifer Government is the most popular program in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in The Jovannic, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations.

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