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Lowest Crime Rates: 5,312thNudest: 7,463rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,809th
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
with law land shall be built
Nicholas the first
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Kalmar union of the Nordic nations

Population5.18 billion

CapitalCopenhagen
LeaderNicholas the first
FaithProtestant Christianity

CurrencyEuro
AnimalSwan

The Constitutional Monarchy of The Kalmar union of the Nordic nations is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Nicholas the first with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.18 billion Nordics are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Copenhagen. The average income tax rate is 90.6%.

The frighteningly efficient nordic economy, worth 855 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 165,155 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country, centuries-old marble buildings are being torn down and replaced with corrugated steel wind tunnels, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, and loss of the ability to speak is a common affliction of the elderly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Kalmar union of the Nordic nations's national animal is the Swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Protestant Christianity.

The Kalmar union of the Nordic nations is ranked 177,299th in the world and 4,017th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 84.190397507 days.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 5,312thNudest: 7,463rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,809thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,160thMost Conservative: 8,465thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,972ndMost Developed: 8,997thMost Authoritarian: 9,527thMost Patriotic: 9,558thLargest Governments: 9,903rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,089thLargest Insurance Industry: 10,230thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,756thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,975thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,983rdMost Corrupt Governments: 12,040thSmartest Citizens: 13,838thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,727thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 14,920thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,991stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,555thHighest Average Incomes: 17,321stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,079thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,527thMost Devout: 19,277thMost Efficient Economies: 20,777thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,942ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,312thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,942ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 24,012thHealthiest Citizens: 26,561stMost Beautiful Environments: 28,420th
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Most Conservative: 278th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 290th in the regionNudest: 339th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 374th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 418th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 460th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 462nd in the regionMost Developed: 522nd in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 574th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 582nd in the regionMost Extreme: 587th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 601st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 688th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 753rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 831st in the regionMost Patriotic: 868th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 883rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 947th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 995th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 998th in the region

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