The Kalmar union of the Nordic nations
Population | 5.18 billion |
Capital | Copenhagen |
Leader | Nicholas the first |
Faith | Protestant Christianity |
Currency | Euro |
Animal | Swan |
The Constitutional Monarchy of The Kalmar union of the Nordic nations is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Nicholas the first with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.18 billion Nordics are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Copenhagen. The average income tax rate is 90.6%.
The frighteningly efficient nordic economy, worth 855 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 165,155 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.
Families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country, centuries-old marble buildings are being torn down and replaced with corrugated steel wind tunnels, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, and loss of the ability to speak is a common affliction of the elderly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Kalmar union of the Nordic nations's national animal is the Swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Protestant Christianity.
The Kalmar union of the Nordic nations is ranked 177,299th in the world and 4,017th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 84.190397507 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Kalmar union of the Nordic nations, loss of the ability to speak is a common affliction of the elderly.
- : Following new legislation in The Kalmar union of the Nordic nations, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man.
- : Following new legislation in The Kalmar union of the Nordic nations, centuries-old marble buildings are being torn down and replaced with corrugated steel wind tunnels.
- : Following new legislation in The Kalmar union of the Nordic nations, families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country.
- : Following new legislation in The Kalmar union of the Nordic nations, prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up.
- : The Kalmar union of the Nordic nations was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector and the Top 10% for Largest Agricultural Sector.
- : Following new legislation in The Kalmar union of the Nordic nations, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested.
- : Following new legislation in The Kalmar union of the Nordic nations, the Ministry of Truthiness now manages the entire media industry.
- : Following new legislation in The Kalmar union of the Nordic nations, only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile.
- : Following new legislation in The Kalmar union of the Nordic nations, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework.