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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 574thMost Ignorant Citizens: 17,927thMost Authoritarian: 20,844th
The Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Long Live Muppet Kermit
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Kermit Reich

Population325 million

CapitalGrand Muppet

CurrencyKermit
AnimalFrog

The Dictatorship of The Kermit Reich is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 325 million Kermit Reichians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grand Muppet. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.7%.

The strong Kermit Reichian economy, worth 21.1 trillion Kermits a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 64,906 Kermits, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee, Kermit Reichians incessantly needle their doctors for relief, and new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in The Kermit Reich to be bombproof. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Kermit Reich's national animal is the Frog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Kermit Reich is ranked 76,632nd in the world and 275th in The Union of Democratic States for Safest, scoring 87.48 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 574thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 17,927thMost Authoritarian: 20,844th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 12th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 25th in the regionMost Conservative: 39th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 39th in the regionMost Extreme: 39th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Kermit Reich was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in The Kermit Reich, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in The Kermit Reich to be bombproof.
  • : Following new legislation in The Kermit Reich, Kermit Reichians incessantly needle their doctors for relief.
  • : Following new legislation in The Kermit Reich, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee.
  • : Following new legislation in The Kermit Reich, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
  • : Following new legislation in The Kermit Reich, the nation's student exchange programs are something of a one way street.
  • : Following new legislation in The Kermit Reich, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay.
  • : Following new legislation in The Kermit Reich, Frog populations thrive as dogs are slaughtered in the millions.
  • : Following new legislation in The Kermit Reich, a sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers.
  • : Following new legislation in The Kermit Reich, genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons.

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