The Kingdom of The Kingdom of Seagulls is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Empress Memoca with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, aversion to nipples, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 5.007 billion Sky rats enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gullytown. The average income tax rate is 48.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Seagullsian economy, worth 275 trillion Foods a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 55,106 Foods, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates, cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits, and prudishness is on the way out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Kingdom of Seagulls's national animal is the Seagull, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Gullism.

The Kingdom of Seagulls is ranked 204,161^st in the world and 62^nd in The Interdimensional Community for Most Primitive, scoring -118.03 on the Scary Big Number Scale.