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Largest Retail Industry: 1,713thRudest Citizens: 2,375thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,096th
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The Land of Districts

Population3.073 billion

CapitalOrono
LeaderKing Joseph of House Sigillo-Oulu
FaithChristian Moral Particularism

CurrencyTurds
AnimalCorgi

The Kingdom of The Land of Districts is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Joseph of House Sigillo-Oulu with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 3.073 billion Districtsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Orono. The average income tax rate is 34.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Districtsian economy, worth 655 trillion Turds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 213,382 Turds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Commuters and their desktops both bemoan their hard drives, refugee camp conversions to Christian Moral Particularism are increasingly common, euthanasia is illegal, and pretty hair and tight shorts are considered to be essentials for successful political lobbyists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Land of Districts's national animal is the Corgi, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christian Moral Particularism.

The Land of Districts is ranked 21,008th in the world and 2nd in The Districts of Orono for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 5,636.36 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

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Largest Retail Industry: 1,713thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2,375thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,096thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,413thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,436thMost Cultured: 5,013thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,117thMost Efficient Economies: 5,170thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,173rdHighest Average Incomes: 5,274thSmartest Citizens: 5,385thMost Developed: 5,473rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,976thHealthiest Citizens: 7,345thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,384thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,883rdLargest Insurance Industry: 7,917thLowest Crime Rates: 8,791stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,093rdTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 11,102ndLargest Governments: 11,478thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,932ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,995thLargest Black Market: 13,631stMost Subsidized Industry: 13,890thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,534thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,661stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,605thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,525thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,168thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19,196th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Land of Districts, pretty hair and tight shorts are considered to be essentials for successful political lobbyists.
  • : Following new legislation in The Land of Districts, euthanasia is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in The Land of Districts, refugee camp conversions to Christian Moral Particularism are increasingly common.
  • : Following new legislation in The Land of Districts, commuters and their desktops both bemoan their hard drives.
  • : Following new legislation in The Land of Districts, giant no-kill traps baited with Bapst Red Ribbon and vintage bicycles have been popping up in back alleys nationwide.
  • : Following new legislation in The Land of Districts, children are sent to either religious or secular schools.
  • : Following new legislation in The Land of Districts, the government is lending a hand to private industry.
  • : Following new legislation in The Land of Districts, all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material.
  • : Following new legislation in The Land of Districts, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • : Following new legislation in The Land of Districts, possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence.

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