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Safest: 4,252ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,487thBest Weather: 4,636th
The United States of
Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State
God, Homeland, Liberty
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Land of the Dogs

Population13.127 billion

CapitalDog City
LeaderDago
FaithCatholicism

CurrencyDollar
AnimalDog

The United States of The Land of the Dogs is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Dago with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 13.127 billion Land of the Dogsians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dog City. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Land of the Dogsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,312 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,966 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, and airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Land of the Dogs's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

The Land of the Dogs is ranked 13,863rd in the world and 304th in the Rejected Realms for Most Cultured, scoring 104 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Safest: 4,252ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,487thBest Weather: 4,636thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,104thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,788thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,223rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,313thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,335thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,485thMost Pacifist: 7,741stLongest Average Lifespans: 8,521stHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,607thNicest Citizens: 8,786thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,850thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,886thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,542ndHealthiest Citizens: 10,468thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,518thHighest Food Quality: 11,660thMost Devout: 12,489thLowest Crime Rates: 13,547thMost Inclusive: 13,722ndMost Cultured: 13,863rdSmartest Citizens: 14,281stLargest Publishing Industry: 15,119thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 16,123rdLargest Governments: 17,498thMost Influential: 17,572ndHighest Economic Output: 20,938thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,829thMost Developed: 21,956thMost Income Equality: 24,204thMost Scientifically Advanced: 29,848th
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Safest: 99th in the regionBest Weather: 123rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 123rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 134th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 135th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 157th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 171st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 177th in the regionMost Pacifist: 184th in the regionNicest Citizens: 188th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 195th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 201st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 209th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 222nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 233rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 249th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 250th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 258th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 267th in the regionMost Cultured: 304th in the regionMost Inclusive: 308th in the regionMost Devout: 312th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 338th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 341st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 343rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 357th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 404th in the regionMost Influential: 447th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 456th in the regionMost Developed: 512th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 519th in the regionLargest Populations: 616th in the regionMost Politically Free: 618th in the regionMost Income Equality: 639th in the region

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