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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,533rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,258thMost Influential: 4,083rd
The Queendom of
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Save The Turtles or Burn in Hell
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The Lava Turtle

Population535 million


CurrencyFire Shell
AnimalGreen Sea Turtle

The Queendom of The Lava Turtle is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 535 million Lava Turtles enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turlava. The average income tax rate is 46.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Lava Turtle economy, worth 46.0 trillion Fire Shells a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is 86,056 Fire Shells, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, the endangered saltwater humpback Green Sea Turtle is only seen in captivity programs, most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments, and children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Lava Turtle's national animal is the Green Sea Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

The Lava Turtle is ranked 9,357th in the world and 466th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 55.21 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,533rdTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,258thMost Influential: 4,083rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,649thMost Devout: 8,674thSafest: 8,873rdMost Pacifist: 8,900thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,357thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 10,622ndNicest Citizens: 14,262ndBest Weather: 14,308thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,176thMost Inclusive: 16,978thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,007thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,671stMost Beautiful Environments: 20,451st
Most Valuable International Artwork: 310th in the regionMost Devout: 356th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 452nd in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 466th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 476th in the regionSafest: 491st in the regionMost Pacifist: 511th in the regionBest Weather: 751st in the regionNicest Citizens: 795th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 907th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 144 » Pallaith, Yaorozu, Krazon, Ethnon, Territorio di Nessuno, Former English Colony, McMasterdonia, The Rhein States, Omnistria, Dabarastan, Saperisole, Sundred, El Fiji Grande, Shibutani, Fauzjhia, Valentine Z, Xagill, Seenvorland, Hamerica, Guer Aike, Interdimensional Zone, Dreadton, Zzozona, Daiz, Frances Francis the First of France, Valhalla123, Siwale, Great Bights Mum, The Tampa Bay Rays, Pazair, Empy, Noahs Second Country, Praeceps, The Calabash Protectorate, Orado, Czechnin, Ihese, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Corfad, Daulatpur, Kranostav, Selfgradatude, Notyoutopia, Libertania Democratica, New Lakemba, Newpromisedland, Koda-Land, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Dar es Saalam, Dangine, and 94 others.Kocherian, Unshleepd, Sikol, Malta Comino Gozo, Sunto, North Bratislava, Wineclaw, 1 very fast endotarter, Serendipita Martia, The Iron Lions, Sil Dorsett, Korovan Isles, Ihsan, Zumlandia, Prydania, Yokciq Empire, Smesh, Clan Spaniel, Fendlium, Seanat, Pizza Squared, Brucklania, Wit Noreis, U S Eh, Plangainer, Westinor, Arichia, Schnuftelland, Joodey, Fayyayid, Eywaan, Zeternia, Vincone Cae, The Endless Eventide, Hopsin, Abject Ludicrosity, Principia Mathematica, Nouvelle-Floride, The Pantheons, Damsmel, Highton Islands, PotatoFarmers, New Jamgra, Unimaginable Doom, Fracie, Maclare, Shadowrik, Simone Republic, Freyford, Xyrron, Nistriabar, Ravendi, Pokemanland, Madjack, Xipher, The Federal Republic of Scouseland, Kragsgale, Amerian States, Astal Aavors, Illusia and Neverendia, Andexia, Buckhem, Anungu, Moubarakistan, Manticore utopia, Eastern Cous Empria, Loutsland, Eschatosia, Xeshioler, WeKnow, Napnomadia, Votak Matim, Heilhum Imperius, Runeda, Draconian Progression, Sisang, Therizia, Frahnkzaden, Harjad, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Visse, Innocentic, Holy Oranz, Outer Shenendoah, Amprak, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Comfed, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Chips and Guac, Navsland, Rozarus, and Hardscrabble.

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