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Thinking of Visiting The Litterbox? Don't!

Uh oh. So you decided to visit The Litterbox...

Here are some must see attractions!


Greet the local pan-handlers! We have no social safety net here so it’s up to you to support the "local wildlife"

Sample the local cuisine! Cricket-kabobs are our famous delicacy. Please take a bite before deciding to throw the rest in the garbage.

Take a taxi! No Litterbox vacation is complete without a death-defying cab ride with a driver that smells like a septic tank exploded in a dumpster.

Attend a Litterbox musical! We may not be the most cultured nation, but we have plenty of local shows that are sure to be a hit. Our favorites include “Little Box of Horrors”; “Joseph and the Tortoiseshell Dream Coat” and “Annie Get Your Vacuum”

Get some retail therapy! We have a thriving retail industry so help yourself to a one of our handcrafted tootsie rolls.

Place a bet at Back Alley Resort! We love gambling. Grab a slice of cricket pizza and spend a day giving us your money. Followed by an evening in one of our pristine and famously uninspected motel rooms.

Venture out on your own! The possibilities are endless here in the sandy land of The Litterbox. Our notoriously impolite citizens will be more than happy to share their expertise and give you a truly unforgettable vacation.

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