by Max Barry

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Most Pacifist: 10,561stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,153rdMost Influential: 15,244th
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The Man Behind The Slaughter

Population378 million

CurrencyFaz Coin
AnimalPurple Guy

The Dictatorship of The Man Behind The Slaughter is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 378 million Man Behind The Slaughterians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 49.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Man Behind The Slaughterian economy, worth 19.8 trillion Faz Coins a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 52,505 Faz Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Retirement apartments house giggling grannies who delightedly watch blank TVs all day long, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, the best fashion comes straight to the high street from sweatshops all across the globe, and all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Man Behind The Slaughter's national animal is the Purple Guy, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Man Behind The Slaughter is ranked 25,266th in the world and 752nd in The East Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 87.66 Years.

Most Pacifist: 10,561stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,153rdMost Influential: 15,244thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,349thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,562nd
Most Pacifist: 368th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 388th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 409th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 604th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 664th in the regionMost Inclusive: 703rd in the regionMost Influential: 723rd in the regionBest Weather: 726th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 752nd in the regionMost Secular: 808th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 871st in the region

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