by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics


Largest Insurance Industry: 5,636th Largest Agricultural Sector: 13,449th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 14,915th
The Cavern of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
After all, I do build up speed for 12 hours.
Lead Diplomacy Officer
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

The Metal Cap

Population1.608 billion

CapitalHazy Maze Cave
Faith0x A Press Run

AnimalParallel Universe

The Cavern of The Metal Cap is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pannenkoek2012 with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.608 billion SM64 speedrunners are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hazy Maze Cave. The average income tax rate is 13.7%.

The strong SM64 speedrunnerian economy, worth 106 trillion BLJS a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 66,231 BLJS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens who use the word "Violet" incorrectly find their WhoTube content taken down, voting is voluntary, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, and only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Metal Cap's national animal is the Parallel Universe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is 0x A Press Run.

The Metal Cap is ranked 56,612th in the world and 30th in Lardyland for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,605.64 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Largest Insurance Industry: 5,636thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 13,449thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,915th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:


View Forum posts