Population | 6.87 billion |
Capital | Mexico City |
Leader | His Imperial Majesty |
Faith | Roman Catholic Church |
Currency | Mexican Imperial Peso |
Animal | Royal Eagle |
The Empire of The Mexican Confederation is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by His Imperial Majesty with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, devout population of 6.87 billion Mexicans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mexico City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Mexican economy, worth a remarkable 1,131 trillion Mexican Imperial Pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 164,673 Mexican Imperial Pesos, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.
There's no cure or sympathy for the common cold, rumor has it that His Imperial Majesty has won three lotteries in a row, scorched earth tactics have left many a noble estate in smoldering ruins, and the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Mexican Confederation's national animal is the Royal Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholic Church.
The Mexican Confederation is ranked 267,807th in the world and 32nd in Union de Naciones Latinas e Ibericas for Most Stationary, with 12.05389506328 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Mexican Confederation was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
- : Following new legislation in The Mexican Confederation, the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers.
- : Following new legislation in The Mexican Confederation, scorched earth tactics have left many a noble estate in smoldering ruins.
- : Following new legislation in The Mexican Confederation, rumor has it that His Imperial Majesty has won three lotteries in a row.
- : Following new legislation in The Mexican Confederation, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold.
- : Following new legislation in The Mexican Confederation, the hills are alive with the sound of ringtones.
- : Following new legislation in The Mexican Confederation, online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas.
- : Following new legislation in The Mexican Confederation, every citizen sounds like a television news anchor.
- : Following new legislation in The Mexican Confederation, school guidance counselors recommend monastic vows as an alternative to higher education.
- : Following new legislation in The Mexican Confederation, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Mexican as 'your finger, you fool'.