Population | 12.928 billion |
Capital | Lake Mead |
Leader | The Park Ranger |
Faith | Animism |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | desert tortoise |
The Ecosystem of The Mojave Desert is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Park Ranger with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and lack of airports. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 12.928 billion Mojave Desertians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lake Mead. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Mojave Desertian economy, worth a remarkable 2,253 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 174,308 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown, parents who reward their teens' chores with concert tickets are charged with illegal reselling, the entire entry for The Mojave Desert in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless', and desert tortoises have more rights than the average citizen. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Mojave Desert's national animal is the desert tortoise, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Animism.
The Mojave Desert is ranked 20,285th in the world and 1st in North America Deserts for Most Stationary, with 1,611.99228082428 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Mojave Desert, desert tortoises have more rights than the average citizen.
- : Following new legislation in The Mojave Desert, the entire entry for The Mojave Desert in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'.
- : Following new legislation in The Mojave Desert, parents who reward their teens' chores with concert tickets are charged with illegal reselling.
- : Following new legislation in The Mojave Desert, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown.
- : Following new legislation in The Mojave Desert, the government is spending billions of dollars on a fancy space probe to find a planet that may not even exist.
- : The Mojave Desert was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Following new legislation in The Mojave Desert, Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation.
- : Following new legislation in The Mojave Desert, the number of students attending university has reached a record high.
- : Following new legislation in The Mojave Desert, no cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor.
- : Following new legislation in The Mojave Desert, ten-year-olds regularly found their own political parties.