by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 640th Most Influential: 1,009th Most Pacifist: 1,068th
The Community of
Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State
Butts in the wind, smile on faces
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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The naked people

Population3.283 billion



The Community of The naked people is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.283 billion naked peopleans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Butt. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient naked peoplean economy, worth 497 trillion cauris a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 151,432 cauris, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, high school bands practice by moonlight, community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common, and unsolved crimes are often pinned on veterans with PTSD. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The naked people's national animal is the clam, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

The naked people is ranked 27,775th in the world and 765th in the South Pacific for Nudest, with 193.25 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 640thMost Influential: 1,009thMost Pacifist: 1,068thSafest: 1,133rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,310thBest Weather: 1,352ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,364thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,430thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,484thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,487thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 1,603rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,622ndNicest Citizens: 1,662ndLongest Average Lifespans: 1,981stMost Advanced Public Education: 2,381stMost Inclusive: 2,630thMost Developed: 2,784thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,868thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,909thLowest Crime Rates: 3,071stLargest Welfare Programs: 3,461stHealthiest Citizens: 3,524thMost Cultured: 3,827thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,942ndHighest Poor Incomes: 4,167thLargest Governments: 4,247thSmartest Citizens: 4,953rdTop
Most Secular: 9,919thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,948thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,494thMost Income Equality: 11,458thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,619thHighest Average Incomes: 12,011thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,372nd
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 26th in the regionMost Pacifist: 32nd in the regionSafest: 35th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 35th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 42nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 42nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 43rd in the regionBest Weather: 44th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 45th in the regionNicest Citizens: 45th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 46th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 58th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 59th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 69th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 70th in the regionMost Influential: 74th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 83rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 87th in the regionMost Inclusive: 87th in the regionMost Developed: 90th in the regionLargest Governments: 96th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 97th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 107th in the regionMost Cultured: 109th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 114th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 121st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 142nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 203rd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 279th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 295th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 308th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 343rd in the regionMost Secular: 348th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 455th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 465th in the regionMost Stationary: 484th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 488th in the regionMost Income Equality: 504th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 193 » Erinor, The Solar System Scope, Aidenfieeld, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Tsunamy, Farengeto, Kringalia, Auphelia, Quiescent, Centristvill, Hanguk-Nippon, Sandaoguo, Si-topia, Pamela And Hepatitis, Jehenna, Curlyhoward, Tsvetania, Qaweritoyu, Wese Zippopiteradgil, Aywhyou, Lost And Found, Bod Wareenaland, Holy Chimerland, Deosdora, Three Rivia Levr, Luddinlande, North Anatnom, Prefesia, Freedwanda, Southern Numenor, Lotadia, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Paenoa, Linguiniland, Poopisiya, Uncastania, Yellunstryer, Utondara, Wyatonians, Oxsania, Center Lisle, Lambdaland, Rebel-topia, Drystar, Darakin, Ridehale, Techganet, Kiasu-ism, Madhonia, and 143 others.Runsiya, Lightmare, Nothanksbutseriously, Angevin Britannia, Nova Montron, The United Expanse, Kobehia, Theorin, Trelatche, Spazzhole, East Sakhlin, Ancient Slobovia, Sanden, Japanese Federal Republic, Crabius, Barabarom, Lumpov Hasch, KIROVET, Walloonia, Seliyan progressive Islands, Blahblah2017, Calistan, Antarctic Empires, Escevola, Sthalrim, Liberunitaria, Phillius, Khazadine, St Oaks, Belschaft, La Ascension, Moreana, Volaworand, Nankyoku Tairiku, Sedunn, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Paranoia, Rhetiaa, Concrete Slab, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Noire Denholm, Drugged Monkeys, PEPEP, New Briantown, Jaxon, Saciu, Great Andora, Democratic Parndia, Vincent Field, Aumeltopia, Beepee, The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp, Elveka, UnShleepd, Silberne Wache, The National Corporation, Anachronolandia, Shengtie, USNE2018, Isokenzar, Grouu, PASTIR, Yeldarbsland, Aguatania, Aurcania, A Frog Dimension, Xandev, Cuuldere, Potion Seller, Lorora3, Ariankido, Kandorith, Rabbitz, Myr Nyr, Direwolf1, The Libertarian Nation of Songrandine, Qvait, Shema Mitzvah, Whimichy, Birdkeeper, Empire of the Western Woods, Stoniamera, Akindom, The Filippinas, Maletora, Land Without Shrimp, Wehraboos, Jahass, Academy of Umbrellas, Ostanasia, Federated Kingdoms of Brittania, North Catimestistrianes, Agalaesia, Nowa Europa, Choodox, Revanial, United Territories of West Afbeckistan, New Juan Carlos Land, Dasko, Freedoom, Slenrotros, New Lousara, Mew Nation, Changolandia, Immund, North Erfton, Churumduul, State of Iowa, Unidum, Crystal Creation, P R of China, Doomen, Maxolonia, Novagentum, Edula, Aveerya, Roavin, PenguinPies, Amerion, Upper Tyrconnel, Wild Space, Great Africans, Phanama, Tiki Fire, The Pacific Ocean Islands, Negoshi, Staubsaugen, Hanty, Heliseum, Higash, World United, United Federated States of Omega, North Prarie, Westoc Kinness, Srevana, Bomamani, BootJack, Jennaterra, The Sk8ing Unicorn, Pays de Loire, SpaceaNia, Untied Provinces of Atlantica, and Halander.

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