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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 453rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 824thMost Influential: 833rd
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The naked people

Population10.013 billion



The Community of The naked people is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its lack of airports, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.013 billion naked peopleans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Butt. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient naked peoplean economy, worth a remarkable 1,798 trillion cauris a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 179,578 cauris, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here", bins outnumber trees in city parks, the big red machine has ground to a halt, and Leader's perky ego is the talk of the town. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The naked people's national animal is the Clam, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

The naked people is ranked 273,130th in the world and 11,547th in the South Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.36 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 453rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 824thMost Influential: 833rdSafest: 895thMost Pacifist: 918thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 983rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,148thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,165thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,210thBest Weather: 1,222ndMost Beautiful Environments: 1,279thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,286thNicest Citizens: 1,377thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,482ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,513thMost Developed: 1,670thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,929thLowest Crime Rates: 1,974thHighest Food Quality: 2,102ndLongest Average Lifespans: 2,146thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,151stMost Inclusive: 2,288thHealthiest Citizens: 2,644thMost Cultured: 2,658thTop
Largest Governments: 2,796thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,917thSmartest Citizens: 3,062ndHighest Poor Incomes: 3,763rdMost Secular: 5,287thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,776thHighest Average Incomes: 10,080thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,288thHighest Economic Output: 11,064thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,919thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,361stMost Stationary: 13,035thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 14,272ndLargest Publishing Industry: 14,363rdMost Efficient Economies: 15,258thMost Income Equality: 17,009thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,792nd
Most Pacifist: 24th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 28th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 31st in the regionSafest: 33rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 37th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 38th in the regionNicest Citizens: 39th in the regionBest Weather: 39th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 40th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 43rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 46th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 49th in the regionMost Influential: 50th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 52nd in the regionMost Developed: 54th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 60th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 63rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 64th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 65th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 66th in the regionMost Cultured: 70th in the regionMost Inclusive: 74th in the regionLargest Governments: 79th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 83rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 85th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 91st in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 118th in the regionMost Secular: 174th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 205th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 222nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 229th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 232nd in the regionMost Stationary: 233rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 270th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 324th in the regionLargest Populations: 361st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 361st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 390th in the regionNudest: 392nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 406th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 518th in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 885th in the region

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