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The Narwhalian Republic of the North

Population5.914 billion

CapitalNovyy Weblergrad
LeaderPhil Winthrop II
FaithThe Secret Narsonals of Narwhalia

CurrencyUraninite Chip

The Socialist Monarchy of The Narwhalian Republic of the North is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Phil Winthrop II with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, otherworldly petting zoo, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.914 billion Narwhalians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novyy Weblergrad. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Narwhalian economy, worth 972 trillion Uraninite Chips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 164,516 Uraninite Chips, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Phil Winthrop II's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts, notable individuals are granted land and titles, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Narwhalian Republic of the North's national animal is the Narwhal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The Secret Narsonals of Narwhalia.

The Narwhalian Republic of the North is ranked 3,235th in the world and 6th in The United Federations for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 2,218.82 Tourists Per Hour.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,463rdBest Weather: 2,584thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,739thLowest Crime Rates: 3,028thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,069thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,235thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,250thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,456thMost Influential: 3,482ndMost Developed: 3,734thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,800thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,132ndHealthiest Citizens: 4,154thLargest Governments: 4,170thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,113thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,796thSmartest Citizens: 5,825thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,147thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,363rdMost Advanced Public Education: 6,545thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,913thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,992ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,835thHighest Average Incomes: 11,332ndTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 13,463rdMost Secular: 13,706thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,971stMost Efficient Economies: 15,193rdMost Cultured: 17,485thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,743rdHighest Economic Output: 18,754thLargest Welfare Programs: 19,231stMost Stationary: 19,483rd
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the region

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