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The Narwhalian Republic of the North

Population4.617 billion

CapitalNovyy Weblergrad
LeaderArkenian Narsonal Nihil
FaithThe Secret Narsonals of Narwhalia

Currencyuraninite Narwin Ruble

The Soviet Kingdom of The Narwhalian Republic of the North is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Arkenian Narsonal Nihil with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.617 billion catulae are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novyy Weblergrad. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Narwhalian economy, worth 739 trillion uraninite Narwin Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 160,124 uraninite Narwin Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, and citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Narwhalian Republic of the North's national animal is the Narwhal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Secret Narsonals of Narwhalia.

The Narwhalian Republic of the North is ranked 153,310th in the world and 127th in The United Federations for Most Average, scoring 29.46 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Lowest Crime Rates: 3,483rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,485thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,673rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,681stHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,757thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,798thBest Weather: 3,908thMost Developed: 4,105thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,120thMost Influential: 4,203rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,374thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,585thHealthiest Citizens: 4,711thLargest Governments: 4,901stMost Corrupt Governments: 5,487thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,554thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,000thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,177thSmartest Citizens: 6,286thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,685thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,046thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,259thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,865thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 11,429thMost Secular: 13,432ndMost Efficient Economies: 16,026thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,616thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,727thMost Authoritarian: 18,289thMost Cultured: 18,510thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,175th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 12th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 13th in the region

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