The Narwhalian Republic of the North
Population | 5.914 billion |
Capital | Novyy Weblergrad |
Leader | Phil Winthrop II |
Faith | The Secret Narsonals of Narwhalia |
Currency | Uraninite Chip |
Animal | Narwhal |
The Socialist Monarchy of The Narwhalian Republic of the North is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Phil Winthrop II with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, otherworldly petting zoo, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.914 billion Narwhalians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novyy Weblergrad. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Narwhalian economy, worth 972 trillion Uraninite Chips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 164,516 Uraninite Chips, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Phil Winthrop II's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts, notable individuals are granted land and titles, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Narwhalian Republic of the North's national animal is the Narwhal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The Secret Narsonals of Narwhalia.
The Narwhalian Republic of the North is ranked 3,235th in the world and 6th in The United Federations for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 2,218.82 Tourists Per Hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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The Narwhalian Republic of the North's influence in The United Federations rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
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The Narwhalian Republic of the North, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
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The Narwhalian Republic of the North, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations".
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The Narwhalian Republic of the North lodged a message on the The United Federations Regional Message Board.
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The Narwhalian Republic of the North changed its national leader to "Phil Winthrop II".
- : Following new legislation in
The Narwhalian Republic of the North, notable individuals are granted land and titles.
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The Narwhalian Republic of the North, Phil Winthrop II's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts.
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The Narwhalian Republic of the North was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
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The Narwhalian Republic of the North was endorsed by
The Realm of Cevlaia.
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The Narwhalian Republic of the North was endorsed by
The People republic of CommunistChina.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 20 » Dabberwocky,
Vooperian Paradise,
Voopmont,
The New United Socialist Random Empire,
Aidviet Union,
Voopiria,
Riptaria,
Empire of Dunist,
Love League,
Federated Communes of Cygnus X-1,
Vivz,
Nagolronnoc,
Coryanhafflaruda,
Zoidia,
Greater Roman Italy,
The Almighty Space Dragons,
Velion,
Orasil,
Bohachia, and
Cevlaia.