The Federación Socialista of The Navy Blue is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Eternal Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.899 billion Blueans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sultan's Landing. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 83.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Bluean economy, worth a remarkable 4,673 trillion Gold Dinars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 392,749 Gold Dinars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,872,325 per year while the poor average 48,415, a ratio of 38.7 to 1.

Petitions to the government are being used to insulate politicians' office walls, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, the welfare administration's new sweeping authority has forced the poor and needy to shop from pre-approved grocery lists, and homesickness is thought to be a waterborne illness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The Navy Blue's national animal is the Pussy, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of the Eternal Leader.

The Navy Blue is ranked 52,934^th in the world and 1,630^th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 250.51267300512 Days.