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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7,805thMost Influential: 15,409thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,059th
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The new american

Population383 million

CapitalBraggsburg

Currencyreichmark
AnimalSCP-1513-1

The Confederacy of The new american is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its digital currency, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 383 million americanos are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Braggsburg. The average income tax rate is 30.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient americano economy, worth 19.0 trillion reichmarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 49,703 reichmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Braggsburg, shivering secretaries type letters under torrential downpours in open-roof offices, telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm, and RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The new american's national animal is the SCP-1513-1, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

The new american is ranked 93,811th in the world and 4,375th in The East Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 19.22 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7,805thTop
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Most Influential: 15,409thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,059thMost Pacifist: 18,517thMost Income Equality: 19,664th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 617th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 729th in the regionMost Pacifist: 734th in the regionMost Influential: 735th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 794th in the regionSafest: 796th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The new american was endorsed by The Weed-choked lawn of A mean old man.
  • : The new american was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in The new american, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept.
  • : Following new legislation in The new american, telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm.
  • : Following new legislation in The new american, shivering secretaries type letters under torrential downpours in open-roof offices.
  • : The new american changed its national capital to "Braggsburg".
  • : Following new legislation in The new american, all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Braggsburg.
  • : Following new legislation in The new american, most politicians belong to the Church of the Divine Kickback.
  • : The new american was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : The new american was endorsed by The Matriarchy of Flying Snow.

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