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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,648thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,609thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,620th
The Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State
You cannot stop the future
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Superb

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The New Eire

Population408 million

CapitalDerkeld

CurrencyNew Eire Dollar
Animalaxolotl

The Republic of The New Eire is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 408 million New Eireans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Derkeld. The average income tax rate is 71.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong New Eirean economy, worth 24.4 trillion New Eire Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 59,772 New Eire Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Selfie stick use is a required Scout badge, occupational wage levels are based on a crumpled napkin authored by a legendary Derkeld bus driver, only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The New Eire's national animal is the axolotl, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

The New Eire is ranked 185,924th in the world and 367th in The Union of Democratic States for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -8.37 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,648thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,609thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 10,620thNicest Citizens: 12,880thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,974thMost Influential: 13,627thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,143rdLongest Average Lifespans: 20,659th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 13th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 25th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 31st in the regionNicest Citizens: 40th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 41st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The New Eire, organ donation is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in The New Eire, only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in The New Eire, occupational wage levels are based on a crumpled napkin authored by a legendary Derkeld bus driver.
  • : Following new legislation in The New Eire, selfie stick use is a required Scout badge.
  • : Following new legislation in The New Eire, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment.
  • : The New Eire was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : The New Eire was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in The New Eire, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards.
  • : Following new legislation in The New Eire, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch.
  • : Following new legislation in The New Eire, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work.

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