Population | 11.21 billion |
Capital | New Jersey |
Faith | Hockey |
Currency | peso |
Animal | panther |
The Hockey Team of The New Jersey Devils is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.21 billion New Jersey Devilsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Jersey. The average income tax rate is 64.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient New Jersey Devilsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,454 trillion pesos a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,740 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
The nation's mettle is about to be tested, uploading purple prose to social media earns a place on a government watchlist, political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster, and rural New Jersey Devilsians stare in awe at the bright lights of the big cities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The New Jersey Devils's national animal is the panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Hockey.
The New Jersey Devils is ranked 13,684th in the world and 352nd in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,883.8200443544 days.
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- : The New Jersey Devils was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : The New Jersey Devils was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : The New Jersey Devils was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : The New Jersey Devils was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : The New Jersey Devils was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Kingdom of The Zheng Dynasty, curing 14 million infected.
- : The New Jersey Devils was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Kingdom of The Zheng Dynasty, curing 21 million infected.
- : The New Jersey Devils was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Kingdom of The Zheng Dynasty, curing 29 million infected.
- : The New Jersey Devils was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Kingdom of The Zheng Dynasty, curing 30 million infected.
- : The New Jersey Devils was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Kingdom of The Zheng Dynasty, curing 32 million infected.
- : The New Jersey Devils was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Kingdom of The Zheng Dynasty, curing 37 million infected.