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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,348thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,524thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,563rd
The Hockey Team of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
3 Time Stanley Cup Champions
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The New Jersey Devils

Population11.21 billion

CapitalNew Jersey
FaithHockey

Currencypeso
Animalpanther

The Hockey Team of The New Jersey Devils is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.21 billion New Jersey Devilsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Jersey. The average income tax rate is 64.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Jersey Devilsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,454 trillion pesos a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,740 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's mettle is about to be tested, uploading purple prose to social media earns a place on a government watchlist, political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster, and rural New Jersey Devilsians stare in awe at the bright lights of the big cities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The New Jersey Devils's national animal is the panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Hockey.

The New Jersey Devils is ranked 13,684th in the world and 352nd in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,883.8200443544 days.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,348thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,524thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,563rdLargest Black Market: 13,391stMost Stationary: 13,684thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 16,623rdMost Devout: 17,327thHighest Economic Output: 18,585thMost Corrupt Governments: 20,546thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,892ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22,660thLargest Mining Sector: 23,442ndLowest Crime Rates: 23,706thHealthiest Citizens: 25,708thMost Subsidized Industry: 25,829thMost Influential: 26,773rdLargest Welfare Programs: 27,474thHighest Poor Incomes: 27,812thMost Patriotic: 28,260thMost Efficient Economies: 29,417th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 88th in the regionLargest Black Market: 194th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 214th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 218th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 352nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 408th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 423rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 429th in the regionMost Devout: 468th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 475th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 500th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 561st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 587th in the regionLargest Populations: 651st in the region

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