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The New Nordic Union

Population8.909 billion

Leaderthe Executive Council of the Union

AnimalDark Bee

The Democratic Socialist Union of The New Nordic Union is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Executive Council of the Union with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.909 billion Northerners are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keypmannahavn. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Nordic economy, worth a remarkable 2,073 trillion Krónas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 232,711 Krónas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs, and young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery. Crime is totally unknown. The New Nordic Union's national animal is the Dark Bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The New Nordic Union is ranked 199,474th in the world and 1,023rd in Europe for Most Primitive, scoring -435.56 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Influential: 22ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 186thLargest Welfare Programs: 221stMost Beautiful Environments: 225thMost Inclusive: 290thMost Pacifist: 291stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 299thBest Weather: 307thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 353rdMost Advanced Public Education: 360thMost Compassionate Citizens: 371stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 400thNicest Citizens: 438thHighest Average Tax Rates: 475thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 501stMost Valuable International Artwork: 595thLargest Governments: 668thMost Secular: 679thLeast Corrupt Governments: 762ndMost Developed: 812thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 834thSmartest Citizens: 847thMost Rebellious Youth: 932ndSafest: 942ndMost Cultured: 961stLongest Average Lifespans: 966thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,020thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,326thHealthiest Citizens: 1,461stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,494thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,595thLowest Crime Rates: 1,665thTop
Highest Drug Use: 2,989thMost Efficient Economies: 3,879thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,003rdMost Subsidized Industry: 4,074thHighest Average Incomes: 4,120thHighest Economic Output: 7,115thRudest Citizens: 7,824thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,919thNudest: 9,638thMost Stationary: 10,156thTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 17,918thMost Income Equality: 18,556th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 7th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 9th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 12th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14th in the regionLargest Governments: 14th in the regionSafest: 15th in the regionMost Secular: 15th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 16th in the regionMost Developed: 18th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 19th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 19th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 26th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 26th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 27th in the regionMost Cultured: 27th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 28th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 31st in the regionNudest: 44th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 48th in the regionMost Stationary: 50th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 56th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 65th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 66th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 68th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 86th in the regionMost Income Equality: 87th in the regionMost Politically Free: 87th in the regionRudest Citizens: 100th in the regionLargest Populations: 104th in the regionMost Extreme: 110th in the region

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