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Nudest: 3,746thMost Conservative: 10,391stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,122nd
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The New Ruski Empire

Population691 million



The Dictatorial regime of The New Ruski Empire is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 691 million Russians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Omsk. The average income tax rate is 48.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Russian economy, worth 64.6 trillion Rubls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 93,497 Rubls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents, and heavily-armed commandos play rock-paper-scissors over whether to execute criminals and foreign visitors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The New Ruski Empire's national animal is the Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The New Ruski Empire is ranked 66,808th in the world and 2,262nd in the Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 2,972.26 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Nudest: 3,746thTop
Most Conservative: 10,391stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,122ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,351stLargest Mining Sector: 17,166thMost Corrupt Governments: 19,274thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,240th
Nudest: 69th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 350th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 353rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 452nd in the regionMost Conservative: 457th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 526th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 527th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 531st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 551st in the regionMost Avoided: 620th in the region

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