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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,612thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,665thFattest Citizens: 3,877th
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The New Trumpland

Population229 million

Currencytrump
AnimalOompa Loompa

The United States of The New Trumpland is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 229 million New Trumplandians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 8.3%.

The frighteningly efficient New Trumplandian economy, worth 23.5 trillion trumps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 102,494 trumps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

There is a 'turn around' sign at every border entrance, a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went, it's always rabbit season, and napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. The New Trumpland's national animal is the Oompa Loompa, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The New Trumpland is ranked 34,040th in the world and 1,269th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 3,877.72 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,612thTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,665thFattest Citizens: 3,877thMost Avoided: 5,418thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,628thMost Influential: 5,801stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,725thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,304thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,698thLargest Retail Industry: 7,918thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 10,371stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,912thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,982nd
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Fattest Citizens: 125th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 147th in the regionMost Avoided: 188th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 193rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 203rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 294th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 299th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 389th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 391st in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 595th in the regionRudest Citizens: 708th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 760th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 918th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The New Trumpland, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations.
  • : Following new legislation in The New Trumpland, it's always rabbit season.
  • : Following new legislation in The New Trumpland, a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went.
  • : Following new legislation in The New Trumpland, there is a 'turn around' sign at every border entrance.
  • : The New Trumpland endorsed The Dissociative State of Hardscrabble.
  • : The New Trumpland was endorsed by The Dissociative State of Hardscrabble.
  • : Following new legislation in The New Trumpland, churches frequently hold public 'contraception burnings'.
  • : Following new legislation in The New Trumpland, the nation is automatically assumed to be the source of all unmarked weapons.
  • : Following new legislation in The New Trumpland, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue".
  • : Following new legislation in The New Trumpland, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance.

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Endorsements Received: 141 » Simone Republic, Newpromisedland, Noahs Second Country, The Tampa Bay Rays, Brucklania, Hamerica, Pokemanland, Fauzjhia, Xipher, Praeceps, Ihese, New Jamgra, Omnistria, Buckhem, Dabarastan, Kragsgale, New Lakemba, Great Bights Mum, Ravendi, El Fiji Grande, Guer Aike, Koda-Land, Selfgradatude, Principia Mathematica, Notyoutopia, Corfad, Arichia, Libertania Democratica, The Rhein States, Damsmel, Yaorozu, Siwale, Zzozona, Shibutani, Interdimensional Zone, Daiz, Empy, Kocherian, Highton Islands, Abject Ludicrosity, Valentine Z, Territorio di Nessuno, WeKnow, Pazair, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Maclare, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Zumlandia, Xagill, Dar es Saalam, and 91 others.Dreadton, Cosamaloapan, Wineclaw, Sundred, Amerian States, The Calabash Protectorate, Astal Aavors, Sikol, 1 very fast endotarter, Illusia and Neverendia, United Kahndaq, Kranostav, Borsukia, Ethnon, North Bratislava, Pallaith, Malta Comino Gozo, Ultra777, Andexia, Arlens Apartment, Prydania, Cowbridge, Schnuftelland, Erubetia, CryptoTransumanists, Sil Dorsett, Xyrron, Westinor, Wit Noreis, Seanat, Paverium, Ihsan, Moubarakistan, Clan Spaniel, Solskjar, Tikariot, U S Eh, Napnomadia, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Great Vritania, Neu-Galicia, Heilhum Imperius, Sunto, Dechire par la Guerre, Eschatosia, Valhalla123, Orado, Vincone Cae, Loutsland, Votak Matim, McMasterdonia, Runeda, Vathnutum, The Iron Lions, Harjad, Eywaan, Therizia, Lulubellia, Frahnkzaden, Railroad Crossing, Aerilia, Kenaniahistan, Cosmosplosion, The Endless Eventide, Cretox State, Morover, Dangine, Visse, Unsophisticate, Eurochina, Holy Empire Of Greater Bavaria, New Octicarg, Healiopolis, Basedania, Nouvelle-Floride, Holy Oranz, Sopernia, Shadowrik, Outer Shenendoah, Innocentic, Glanst, Amprak, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Comfed, Chips and Guac, Elvoreto, Magna Banitia, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Democratic Republic of Kohland, Navsland, and Hardscrabble.

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