The United States of The New Trumpland is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 229 million New Trumplandians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 8.3%.
The frighteningly efficient New Trumplandian economy, worth 23.5 trillion trumps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 102,494 trumps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.
There is a 'turn around' sign at every border entrance, a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went, it's always rabbit season, and napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. The New Trumpland's national animal is the Oompa Loompa, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The New Trumpland, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations.
- : Following new legislation in The New Trumpland, it's always rabbit season.
- : Following new legislation in The New Trumpland, a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went.
- : Following new legislation in The New Trumpland, there is a 'turn around' sign at every border entrance.
- : The New Trumpland endorsed The Dissociative State of Hardscrabble.
- : The New Trumpland was endorsed by The Dissociative State of Hardscrabble.
- : Following new legislation in The New Trumpland, churches frequently hold public 'contraception burnings'.
- : Following new legislation in The New Trumpland, the nation is automatically assumed to be the source of all unmarked weapons.
- : Following new legislation in The New Trumpland, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue".
- : Following new legislation in The New Trumpland, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance.
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