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Lowest Crime Rates: 452ndMost Secular: 614thMost Developed: 803rd
The Holy Random Nation of
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The New United Socialist Random Empire

Population4.983 billion

CapitalNew Chancia Randomia
LeaderSupereme Director Vladimir Random


The Holy Random Nation of The New United Socialist Random Empire is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Supereme Director Vladimir Random with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.983 billion New Randomians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Chancia Randomia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Random economy, worth a remarkable 1,227 trillion Randoms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 246,361 Randoms, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The official Random Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory, and the Random government claim that New Randomians are oppressed out of love. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The New United Socialist Random Empire's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

The New United Socialist Random Empire is ranked 245,126th in the world and 100th in The United Federations for Most Armed, with 0.09 Weapons Per Person.

Lowest Crime Rates: 452ndMost Secular: 614thMost Developed: 803rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 818thLongest Average Lifespans: 932ndLargest Governments: 941stHealthiest Citizens: 1,099thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,183rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,244thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,341stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,370thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,573rdSmartest Citizens: 1,894thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,945thBest Weather: 2,119thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,211thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,222ndMost Beautiful Environments: 2,410thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 3,060thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,126thMost Influential: 3,156thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,176thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,315thHighest Average Incomes: 3,643rdLargest Welfare Programs: 3,808thMost Efficient Economies: 4,376thSafest: 4,692ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,080thMost Inclusive: 5,598thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,617thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,814thMost Authoritarian: 7,381stMost Cultured: 8,078thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,597thTop
Highest Economic Output: 14,888thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,685thMost Conservative: 19,219thMost Stationary: 22,597thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23,849th
Largest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Conservative: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the region

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