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The New United Socialist Random Empire

Population3.542 billion

CapitalNew Chancia Randomia
LeaderSupereme Director Vladimir Random


The Random Nation of The New United Socialist Random Empire is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Supereme Director Vladimir Random with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.542 billion New Randomians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Chancia Randomia. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Random economy, worth 762 trillion Randoms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 215,293 Randoms, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', cars have been banned, military spending recently hit a new high, and people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The New United Socialist Random Empire's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

The New United Socialist Random Empire is ranked 205,824th in the world and 148th in The United Federations for Fattest Citizens, with 2.37 Obesity Rate.

Most Secular: 801stLowest Crime Rates: 943rdMost Developed: 1,309thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,664thHealthiest Citizens: 1,782ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,789thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,789thLargest Governments: 1,970thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,156thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,299thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,418thBest Weather: 2,532ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,086thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,096thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,411thSmartest Citizens: 3,416thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,478thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,549thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,641stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,397thMost Influential: 4,559thHighest Average Incomes: 5,130thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,184thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,227thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,562ndMost Efficient Economies: 7,582ndMost Inclusive: 7,843rdMost Authoritarian: 8,521stLargest Welfare Programs: 8,574thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,916thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,103rdTop
Most Cultured: 11,478thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,453rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,719thMost Income Equality: 15,683rdSafest: 20,216th
Highest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionTop
Best Weather: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionMost Income Equality: 6th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 10th in the regionMost Extreme: 10th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 12th in the regionMost Inclusive: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the region

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