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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,637th Most Influential: 1,938th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,928th
The Katenalist state of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
We shall change until change is no longer needed
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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The New Wisconsin Empire

Population2.812 billion

CapitalNew Madison
LeaderNathaniel Wachev
FaithNew Wisconsin-Christianity


The Katenalist state of The New Wisconsin Empire is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Nathaniel Wachev with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 2.812 billion Wisconsinites have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Madison. The average income tax rate is 83.9%.

The frighteningly efficient New wisconsian economy, worth 527 trillion Units a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 187,720 Units, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Official Sermon-Free Zones are set-up around the nation's hotels, books are so highly regarded in The New Wisconsin Empire that libraries are often revered as holy shrines, New wisconsian watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact, and nations that kill a Wisconsinite can expect a strongly worded letter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The New Wisconsin Empire's national animal is the Snake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is New Wisconsin-Christianity.

The New Wisconsin Empire is ranked 6,597th in the world and 131st in The East Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 121.58 Kickbacks Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,637thTop
Most Influential: 1,938thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,928thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,163rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,222ndRudest Citizens: 4,619thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,805thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,197thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,852ndLargest Retail Industry: 5,874thFattest Citizens: 6,073rdLargest Black Market: 6,269thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,597thHighest Average Incomes: 6,985thLargest Governments: 7,476thLowest Crime Rates: 7,876thMost Avoided: 8,289thMost Secular: 8,295thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 9,800thMost Efficient Economies: 9,860thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,147thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,182ndMost Subsidized Industry: 10,321stSmartest Citizens: 10,467thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,052ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,322ndMost Average: 14,517thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,617thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,497th
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 70th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 73rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 83rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 86th in the regionRudest Citizens: 108th in the regionMost Influential: 109th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 110th in the regionLargest Black Market: 110th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 111th in the regionFattest Citizens: 121st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 126th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 131st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 137th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 142nd in the regionMost Avoided: 152nd in the regionLargest Governments: 176th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 190th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 202nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 234th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 257th in the regionMost Secular: 257th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 277th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 293rd in the regionMost Average: 294th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 303rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 306th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 367th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 369th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 378th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 399th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 410th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 531st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 545th in the regionNudest: 575th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 587th in the regionLargest Populations: 595th in the region

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