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Most Influential: 1,829th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,882nd Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,336th
The Unitary State of
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The New Wisconsin Empire

Population2.09 billion

LeaderUnitary Council


The Unitary State of The New Wisconsin Empire is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Unitary Council with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, public floggings, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 2.09 billion Wisconsanites have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Milwaukee. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.0%.

The frighteningly efficient New wisconsian economy, worth 398 trillion Units a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 190,877 Units, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Milwaukee to enjoy their national art, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, Unitary Council goes out to lunch surrounded by large men in dark glasses, and children are often punished for the sins of the fathers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The New Wisconsin Empire's national animal is the Snake, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The New Wisconsin Empire is ranked 157,866th in the world and 6,663rd in The East Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 0.24 Average Smiles Per Day.

Most Influential: 1,829thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,882ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,336thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,496thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,811thRudest Citizens: 3,927thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,269thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,351stLargest Retail Industry: 5,185thFattest Citizens: 5,265thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,566thLargest Black Market: 5,698thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,090thHighest Average Incomes: 6,349thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,377thMost Avoided: 6,746thLargest Governments: 7,735thTop
Most Secular: 8,457thLowest Crime Rates: 8,662ndMost Efficient Economies: 10,001stLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,048thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,203rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,225thSmartest Citizens: 11,067thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,095thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,306thLargest Mining Sector: 14,511thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,598thMost Average: 14,741st
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 54th in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 70th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 79th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 81st in the regionRudest Citizens: 88th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 93rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 101st in the regionFattest Citizens: 113th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 116th in the regionMost Influential: 124th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 127th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 134th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 136th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 142nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 145th in the regionMost Avoided: 146th in the regionLargest Governments: 180th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 212th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 228th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 235th in the regionMost Secular: 289th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 300th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 308th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 308th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 319th in the regionTop
Most Average: 371st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 410th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 418th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 425th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 444th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 470th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 581st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 592nd in the regionNudest: 609th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 661st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 675th in the region

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