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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,053rdMost Influential: 2,200thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,313th
Left-Leaning College State Paradise
Together we stand together we shall fall
Nathaniel Wachev
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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The New Wisconsin Empire

Population5.78 billion

CapitalNew Madison
LeaderNathaniel Wachev
FaithNew Wisconsin-Christianity


The ITS KATERRA DAD of The New Wisconsin Empire is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Nathaniel Wachev with an even hand, and notable for its aversion to nipples, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 5.78 billion Wisconsinites enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Madison. The average income tax rate is 88.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wisconsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,147 trillion Units a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 198,569 Units, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Nations that kill a Wisconsinite can expect a strongly worded letter, farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land, the aphorism "there's no need to argue" has been dismissed by Wisconsinites, and the government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The New Wisconsin Empire's national animal is the Snake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is New Wisconsin-Christianity.

The New Wisconsin Empire is ranked 4,837th in the world and 136th in The East Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 135,892.1 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,053rdMost Influential: 2,200thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,313thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,526thLargest Black Market: 4,508thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,837thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,141stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,207thRudest Citizens: 5,890thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,070thHighest Average Incomes: 6,405thLargest Governments: 7,156thLargest Retail Industry: 7,222ndLowest Crime Rates: 7,391stMost Developed: 7,918thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,007thFattest Citizens: 8,247thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,377thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,601stMost Secular: 9,651stSmartest Citizens: 9,831stMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,983rdMost Subsidized Industry: 10,147thMost Efficient Economies: 10,397thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 11,744thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,652ndHighest Economic Output: 14,779thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,033rdLargest Welfare Programs: 18,256thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19,227thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,385th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 80th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 104th in the regionMost Influential: 114th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 120th in the regionLargest Black Market: 128th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 132nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 136th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 137th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 140th in the regionRudest Citizens: 162nd in the regionLargest Governments: 182nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 198th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 205th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 210th in the regionFattest Citizens: 222nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 223rd in the regionMost Developed: 224th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 251st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 255th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 259th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 264th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 272nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 273rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 295th in the regionMost Secular: 347th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 366th in the regionLargest Populations: 386th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 395th in the regionMost Stationary: 439th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 536th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 570th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 651st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 677th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 702nd in the regionNudest: 706th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 713th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 715th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 795th in the region

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