The Egyptian Kingdom of The Nile is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 15.956 billion Nileans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.6%.

The Nilean economy, worth 698 trillion gold pieces a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is 43,807 gold pieces, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, military spending is on the increase, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and annual Formula One races bring the capital to a screeching halt. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Nile's national animal is the falcon.

The Nile is ranked 186,740^th in the world and 4^th in African Union for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring zero on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.