The northern Polish territories
Population | 5.631 billion |
Capital | Gdansk |
Leader | Oscarcars |
Currency | Dogecoin |
Animal | capybara |
The United Voivodeships of The northern Polish territories is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Oscarcars with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 5.631 billion northern Poles enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gdansk. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient northern Polish economy, worth a remarkable 1,053 trillion Dogecoins a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 187,053 Dogecoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Oscarcars reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, the tenet of free speech is held dear, tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs, and generals have trouble barking orders over the sound of thundering artillery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The northern Polish territories's national animal is the capybara, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
The northern Polish territories is ranked 15,013th in the world and 619th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 94.17 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The northern Polish territories resigned from the World Assembly.
- : The northern Polish territories was endorsed by The Man With Red Right Hand of Notyoutopia.
- : The northern Polish territories was endorsed by The Pink Duck and Friend of TNP of Laforeia.
- : The northern Polish territories was endorsed by The Golden Throne Room of Ethnon.
- : The northern Polish territories was endorsed by The Kingdom of PlanetMercury.
- : The northern Polish territories was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Varisland.
- : Following new legislation in The northern Polish territories, generals have trouble barking orders over the sound of thundering artillery.
- : Following new legislation in The northern Polish territories, tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs.
- : Following new legislation in The northern Polish territories, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
- : The northern Polish territories was endorsed by The Salty Dogs of Great Bights Mum.