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Most Inclusive: 385thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 416thLeast Corrupt Governments: 602nd
The Holy Empire of
Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives
Rarity is a riceball, and so can you!!
Lord Nanfoodle
Influence
Superpower
Founder / Sage of the Order of the Onigiri
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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The Onigiri Enclave

Population9.715 billion

CapitalWasabi Mysterium
LeaderLord Nanfoodle
FaithThe Order of the Onigiri

CurrencyTurd
AnimalFabulous Onigiri

The Holy Empire of The Onigiri Enclave is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Lord Nanfoodle with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and vat-grown people. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.715 billion Riceballs hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wasabi Mysterium. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Onigiri economy, worth a remarkable 2,443 trillion Turds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 251,483 Turds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Fashion Channel can only be viewed on widescreen TVs, folk are absolutely certain that you can never be absolutely certain, calling dibs is an unalienable right, and write-in candidate 'Lord Nanfoodle Sucks' is perennially popular. Crime is totally unknown. The Onigiri Enclave's national animal is the Fabulous Onigiri, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Order of the Onigiri.

The Onigiri Enclave is ranked 1,014th in the world and 1st in The Bunny Fire for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 11,566.92 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most Inclusive: 385thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 416thLeast Corrupt Governments: 602ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 684thMost Pacifist: 787thMost Advanced Public Education: 787thHighest Average Tax Rates: 884thLargest Governments: 953rdMost Cultured: 1,004thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,014thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,026thSmartest Citizens: 1,069thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,135thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,150thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,151stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,290thNicest Citizens: 1,314thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,329thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,400thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,569thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,574thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,817thMost Efficient Economies: 1,941stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,958thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,036thMost Developed: 2,044thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2,447thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,641stHighest Average Incomes: 3,311thSafest: 3,859thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,934thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,195thHighest Economic Output: 5,738thBest Weather: 6,731stLowest Crime Rates: 7,341stHealthiest Citizens: 9,493rdTop
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Most Secular: 10,410thMost Stationary: 10,884thHighest Drug Use: 13,439thMost Politically Free: 13,962ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,696thMost Influential: 17,040thNudest: 20,237th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Onigiri Enclave was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in The Onigiri Enclave, write-in candidate 'Lord Nanfoodle Sucks' is perennially popular.
  • : Following new legislation in The Onigiri Enclave, calling dibs is an unalienable right.
  • : Following new legislation in The Onigiri Enclave, folk are absolutely certain that you can never be absolutely certain.
  • : The Onigiri Enclave was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
  • : Following new legislation in The Onigiri Enclave, the Fashion Channel can only be viewed on widescreen TVs.
  • : Following new legislation in The Onigiri Enclave, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread.
  • : Following new legislation in The Onigiri Enclave, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks.
  • : Following new legislation in The Onigiri Enclave, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery.
  • : Following new legislation in The Onigiri Enclave, the prevalence of circular logic frequently renders parliamentary observers dizzy.

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