Population | 10.112 billion |
Capital | Kinarvon |
Leader | Harrad-Sar |
Currency | Gold-pressed Latinum Strip |
Animal | Wing-slug |
The Syndicate of The Orion Home Planet is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Harrad-Sar with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, pith helmet sales, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.112 billion Orions are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kinarvon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Orion economy, worth a remarkable 1,719 trillion Gold-pressed Latinum Strips a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 170,016 Gold-pressed Latinum Strips, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,325,656 per year while the poor average 5,582, a ratio of 237 to 1.
The most commonly-worn shoes are concrete ones, in a desperate bid for cheap airfare Orions can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear, and visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Harrad-Sar. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Orion Home Planet's national animal is the Wing-slug, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
The Orion Home Planet is ranked 293,768th in the world and 173rd in United Earth Space Probe Agency for Lowest Crime Rates, with 3.1 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Orion Home Planet, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Harrad-Sar.
- : Following new legislation in The Orion Home Planet, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear.
- : Following new legislation in The Orion Home Planet, in a desperate bid for cheap airfare Orions can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying.
- : Following new legislation in The Orion Home Planet, the most commonly-worn shoes are concrete ones.
- : Following new legislation in The Orion Home Planet, burning members of the Order of Violet is the nation's favorite pastime.
- : The Orion Home Planet's influence in United Earth Space Probe Agency fell from "Truckler" to "Vassal".
- : The Orion Home Planet was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Following new legislation in The Orion Home Planet, half of the nation's import/export industry is run from a location known only as 'Dead Man's Cove'.
- : Following new legislation in The Orion Home Planet, office thieves tell their employers kleptomania is a pregnancy symptom.
- : Following new legislation in The Orion Home Planet, movie references are legally admissible in court.