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Rudest Citizens: 27thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 32ndMost Efficient Economies: 35th
The Enlightened Empire of
Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State
The circle closes. The end begins.
Supreme Leader Sophis
Influence
Dominator
General Secretary
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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The Paradimensional Ascendancy

Population8.807 billion

Capitalthe Spire
LeaderSupreme Leader Sophis
Faiththe stance that it is so very silly

CurrencyDigital Unit
AnimalOpticated Mellowbird

The Enlightened Empire of The Paradimensional Ascendancy is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Sophis with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 8.807 billion Sovereign Entities are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Spire. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Ascendant economy, worth a remarkable 5,084 trillion Digital Units a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 577,277 Digital Units, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,376,335 per year while the poor average 5,584, a ratio of 962 to 1.

Pallbearers at military funerals dive for cover when they hear the three-volley salute, it's considered bigoted to assume that a violent psychopath might be dangerous, stockbrokers dream of getting rich by writing textbooks, and small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Paradimensional Ascendancy's national animal is the Opticated Mellowbird, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the stance that it is so very silly.

The Paradimensional Ascendancy is ranked 208,447th in the world and 2nd in Sivella for Lowest Crime Rates, with 2.38 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Rudest Citizens: 27thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 32ndMost Efficient Economies: 35thFattest Citizens: 41stMost Scientifically Advanced: 53rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 56thMost Secular: 58thHighest Disposable Incomes: 67thMost Avoided: 81stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 95thLargest Retail Industry: 107thMost Armed: 109thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 121stMost Corrupt Governments: 149thHighest Average Incomes: 158thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 212thHighest Crime Rates: 258thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 290thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 298thLargest Gambling Industry: 311thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 313thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 315thLargest Insurance Industry: 342ndSmartest Citizens: 414thMost Subsidized Industry: 418thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 442ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 444thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 592ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 617thLargest Information Technology Sector: 691stLargest Governments: 693rdLargest Mining Sector: 707thLargest Agricultural Sector: 903rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,146thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,298thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,632ndHighest Economic Output: 1,724thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 2,454thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,313thMost Stationary: 10,005thMost Cultured: 10,038thTop
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Largest Black Market: 11,165thMost Pro-Market: 13,322ndHighest Drug Use: 14,159thMost Influential: 15,506th

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