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The Peoples Communist Nation of Cyprus

Population8.188 billion



The Republic of The Peoples Communist Nation of Cyprus is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its national health service, rampant corporate plagiarism, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 8.188 billion Peoples Communist Nation of Cyprusians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyprusia. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Peoples Communist Nation of Cyprusian economy, worth a remarkable 2,582 trillion CPs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 315,403 CPs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy", the doctor has cold hands, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, and the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Peoples Communist Nation of Cyprus's national animal is the Cytopus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Peoples Communist Nation of Cyprus is ranked 85,980th in the world and 3,059th in The East Pacific for Most Average, scoring 39.59 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Most Scientifically Advanced: 145thMost Secular: 169thLargest Information Technology Sector: 183rdSmartest Citizens: 809thHighest Poor Incomes: 863rdMost Efficient Economies: 939thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,020thLargest Governments: 1,126thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,178thMost Developed: 1,361stSafest: 1,399thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,601stHighest Average Incomes: 1,677thLowest Crime Rates: 1,737thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,769thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 2,163rdMost Inclusive: 2,394thRudest Citizens: 2,455thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,561stMost Advanced Public Education: 3,966thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,069thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,966thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,198thHighest Economic Output: 5,301stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,515thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,533rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,819thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,058thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,525thTop
Most Cultured: 11,946thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,345thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,726thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,590thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,983rdMost Stationary: 18,642ndLargest Retail Industry: 19,201st
Most Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 18th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 19th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 26th in the regionLargest Governments: 27th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 33rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 36th in the regionMost Developed: 36th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 40th in the regionSafest: 41st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 43rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 48th in the regionRudest Citizens: 64th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 65th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 70th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 85th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 85th in the regionMost Inclusive: 90th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 111th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 116th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 133rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 144th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 149th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 157th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 171st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 250th in the regionLargest Populations: 264th in the regionMost Stationary: 276th in the regionMost Cultured: 308th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 333rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 351st in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 511th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 612th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 635th in the regionNudest: 766th in the region

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