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Most Scientifically Advanced: 106thMost Secular: 116thLargest Information Technology Sector: 148th
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The Peoples Communist Nation of Cyprus

Population9.49 billion

CapitalCyprusia

CurrencyCPs
AnimalCytopus

The Republic of The Peoples Communist Nation of Cyprus is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, state-planned economy, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 9.49 billion Peoples Communist Nation of Cyprusians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyprusia. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Peoples Communist Nation of Cyprusian economy, worth a remarkable 3,172 trillion CPs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 334,292 CPs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across The Peoples Communist Nation of Cyprus, and there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Peoples Communist Nation of Cyprus's national animal is the Cytopus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Peoples Communist Nation of Cyprus is ranked 3,759th in the world and 122nd in The East Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 2,145.69 Tourists Per Hour.

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Most Scientifically Advanced: 106thMost Secular: 116thLargest Information Technology Sector: 148thSmartest Citizens: 637thMost Efficient Economies: 824thHighest Poor Incomes: 873rdLargest Governments: 940thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,004thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,056thSafest: 1,181stMost Developed: 1,222ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,302ndLongest Average Lifespans: 1,477thHighest Average Incomes: 1,478thLowest Crime Rates: 1,500thHealthiest Citizens: 1,768thRudest Citizens: 1,794thMost Inclusive: 2,383rdTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,794thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,344thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,561stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,759thHighest Economic Output: 4,320thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,447thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,494thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,502ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,512thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,608thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,628thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,050thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,730thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,744thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,729thMost Stationary: 16,969thMost Cultured: 17,934thMost Influential: 18,201stLargest Retail Industry: 21,762ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23,845th
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Governments: 21st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 22nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 27th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 31st in the regionSafest: 34th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 36th in the regionMost Developed: 37th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 39th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 41st in the regionRudest Citizens: 50th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 53rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 67th in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 84th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 85th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 98th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 102nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 104th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 117th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 118th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 122nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 146th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 212th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 222nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 223rd in the regionMost Stationary: 233rd in the regionLargest Populations: 237th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 341st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 404th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 466th in the regionMost Cultured: 487th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 713th in the regionMost Influential: 818th in the region

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