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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,010thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,986thMost Influential: 5,046th
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The Pizza

Population402 million

CapitalPizzan Columbia


The Democratic Republic of The Pizza is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 402 million Pizzans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pizzan Columbia. The average income tax rate is 35.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Pizzan economy, worth 31.2 trillion Francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 77,731 Francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters, the freedom to be free is always just out of reach, public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity, and schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Pizza's national animal is the Elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Pizza is ranked 20,994th in the world and 303rd in 10000 Islands for Most Developed, scoring 80.89 on the Human Development Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,010thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,986thMost Influential: 5,046thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,524thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,782nd
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 42nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 52nd in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 118th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 142nd in the regionMost Influential: 199th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 202nd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 118 » Sovieka, The Pipiles, Kuriko, Krystalveil, Nooooooooooooooo, Valentian Elysium, Wysrod, The Biggles Syndicate, The Soylent Green Party, Yakkandiania, Randopian, Vivolkha, Solarampa, The United States of Marshall, Ignis Cinere, Anisopterra, Creeptopia, The Republic of Osea, Caldorado, The Snake Brotherhood, Ao Kuang, Lower Phlebacite, New Fania, Karlando, Northern Nivaria, Zyrcrestia, Dustwind, Tapperhed, Aspistania, Tangora, Gewisse, Airday, Vill Send, Nilveroe, Drewish, Great Lakartha, Galoamar, Achiotopia, Alen-roshh, Medetas, Isentran, Chocolate Coookies, Kyrizstanislav, Mastodonia, Lamborghini Murcielago, Histerrion, Itic, Evertopia, PYT, Ehrgeizig, and 68 others.Maalemzya, Free Land of Malopolska, Gallifrey Force Units, Rex Republic, Recon Island, Transvolcanic, Xemja, United Kingdom of Selesnia, Haivon, Starrden, United North American Islands, Brandenbourg-Anhalt, Empire of Red, Blavorth, City of Saint Nicolas, Leprechaun Gold, Lite-Brites, AciaciaMont, Nemohsis, Mulia Easamandringordia, Discotheque, Zinzdan, Sastaora, True Mans, Greenmont Federation, Great Ranges, Republic of Karskarovyt, Zog Imperialis, Waitiki, Kachikawawa, KaldDalen, Maddledom, Alleida, Lesbi, Final Universal Order, Point Comfort Colony, Solsevara, Calrad, Dzurvia, Tills, Juiulia, Canthos, Quwoe, The unidet Of life, Zuleit, Republic of Libriano, Kierekiko, Novegia, Hellenic Exusia, Galimania, West Whale, Namakan, Nuremburgia, St Lennys Island, Haxx Isles, Quemfaria, Neojinkotsu, Diahn, United East Republics, Ariree, New Afghanistani states, Islands of Czechia, Athontia, Ascended Union, Vones Monourakal, Lisokyo, Echocrimsonia, and Bortheria.

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