The United Monarchy of The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister Ela Jasińska with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.728 billion Polish-Lithuanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kraków. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Polish-Lithuanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,133 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 198,868 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Being Prime Minister Ela Jasińska has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days, listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases, and complaining about Christmas music in October is a ho-ho-horrendous crime. Crime is totally unknown. The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth's national animal is the White Stork, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.

The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth is ranked 243,865^th in the world and 1,210^th in Europe for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 10.13 Whatever.