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Most Influential: 21stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 289thMost Valuable International Artwork: 586th
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The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth

Population8.203 billion

LeaderPrime Minister Ela Jasińska

AnimalWhite Stork

The United Monarchy of The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Ela Jasińska with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.203 billion Polish-Lithuanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kraków. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Polish-Lithuanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,678 trillion Złoties a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 204,657 Złoties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Being Prime Minister Ela Jasińska has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days, listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases, and complaining about Christmas music in October is a ho-ho-horrendous crime. Crime is totally unknown. The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth's national animal is the White Stork, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.

The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth is ranked 175,095th in the world and 1,090th in Europe for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 17.76 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Most Influential: 21stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 289thMost Valuable International Artwork: 586thNicest Citizens: 1,150thMost Inclusive: 1,196thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,232ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,275thMost Pacifist: 1,307thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 2,005thMost Efficient Economies: 2,203rdLongest Average Lifespans: 2,308thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,312thHealthiest Citizens: 2,541stMost Developed: 2,550thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,587thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,600thBest Weather: 2,626thSmartest Citizens: 2,865thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,015thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,102ndMost Cultured: 3,136thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,183rdMost Advanced Public Education: 3,228thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,467thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,043rdLargest Welfare Programs: 4,314thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,316thLargest Governments: 4,770thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,944thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,059thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,764thHighest Average Incomes: 5,820thLowest Crime Rates: 6,455thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,526thNudest: 8,618thHighest Economic Output: 8,664thTop
Most Politically Free: 8,914thMost Stationary: 10,379thMost Secular: 10,849thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,452nd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 32nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 34th in the regionMost Pacifist: 37th in the regionMost Inclusive: 38th in the regionMost Politically Free: 38th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 38th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 39th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 40th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 42nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 50th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 51st in the regionNudest: 52nd in the regionMost Developed: 55th in the regionBest Weather: 56th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 56th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 57th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 58th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 58th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 59th in the regionMost Stationary: 60th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 64th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 67th in the regionMost Cultured: 68th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 68th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 71st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 77th in the regionLargest Governments: 83rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 83rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 87th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 89th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 94th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 104th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 106th in the region

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