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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 657thMost Influential: 1,011thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,498th
The 18 Cowboys of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Ram Ranch lives, and marches on!
Grant MacDonald
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Real Ram Ranch

Population3.701 billion

CapitalRam Ranch
LeaderGrant MacDonald
FaithRanchanianism

Currencyshower
AnimalCowpoke

The 18 Cowboys of The Real Ram Ranch is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Grant MacDonald with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, public floggings, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.701 billion Cowboys are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ram Ranch. The average income tax rate is 92.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cowboy economy, worth 887 trillion showers a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 239,822 showers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble, Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community, and foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Real Ram Ranch's national animal is the Cowpoke, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Ranchanianism.

The Real Ram Ranch is ranked 65,786th in the world and 2,222nd in The North Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.57 Weapons Per Person.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 657thMost Influential: 1,011thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,498thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,615thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,020thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,213thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 3,080thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,668thLargest Black Market: 3,793rdMost Corrupt Governments: 3,881stHighest Average Incomes: 3,925thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,560thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,739thMost Efficient Economies: 5,544thLargest Governments: 5,740thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,981stLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,101stMost Devout: 6,270thMost Developed: 6,412thMost Cultured: 6,566thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,746thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,875thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,418thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,445thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,625thSmartest Citizens: 8,558thLowest Crime Rates: 8,565thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,121stHealthiest Citizens: 10,261stTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,673rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,575thHighest Economic Output: 21,023rd
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 68th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 84th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 85th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 163rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 163rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 182nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 186th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 186th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 208th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 218th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 227th in the regionMost Devout: 266th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 305th in the regionLargest Governments: 309th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 323rd in the regionMost Cultured: 339th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 352nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 354th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 362nd in the regionMost Influential: 381st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 389th in the regionMost Developed: 405th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 416th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 434th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 443rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 449th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 476th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 489th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 595th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 639th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 652nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 673rd in the regionMost Stationary: 935th in the region

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 244 » Runeda, Territorio di Nessuno, Yaorozu, El Fiji Grande, The Rhein States, Loutsland, PlanetPunk, Great Bights Mum, Shadowrik, Trillius, Dar es Saalam, Dreadton, Corfad, Notyoutopia, Guer Aike, Koda-Land, Glurponia, North Bratislava, Omnistria, Newpromisedland, Shibutani, Bearical, Selfgradatude, Daiz, 1 very fast endotarter, The Stratosphere Islands, Holy Oranz, Sundred, New Lakemba, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Kwaj, Siwale, Sil Dorsett, McMasterdonia, The Tampa Bay Rays, Sunto, Maott, Pasargad, Wineclaw, Steampunk Ariel, Gnomewatchers, Moubarakistan, Xentherida, Frances Francis the First of France, Kranostav, Wilkshire, Yukti, PotatoFarmers, Clan Spaniel, and 194 others.Orado, The Iron Lions, Seenvorland, Vincone Cae, Dabarastan, United Kahndaq, Viridiann, Zyvetskistaahn, Pallaith, Ethnon, Interdimensional Zone, Ravendi, Tachycardia, Zokk, Empy, Prydania, Partax, Aeurithianar, Xagill, Valentine Z, Fendlium, Zecit, Volstokn, Malta Comino Gozo, Alamei, Napnomadia, Jovian Knights, Hamerica, Free Culture, Solmetria, Universal State Formula, Yokciq Empire, Pleroma Sans Romans, Merconitonitopia, The Endless Eventide, Votak Matim, Joodey, KhalChicken, Vexilia, Xyrron, Miamington, West Hamburg, The Lancerian Empire, Prevaland, Crader, Godwanna, New Trisone, The Windmilluminati, Diodone, SORT, Antiyard, Singamadri, Nisastria, Nistriabar, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Varola, Unsophisticate, Unshleepd, Solskjar, The Pantheons, Korovan Isles, Zeternia, Astronomical, The Serdey Islands, Greater Pittsburgh, Sikol, Zzozona, Fluffy Noodles, True Equality For All, Aeolist, Termathe, I Like Killing people, Former English Colony, Libertania Democratica, The Calabash Protectorate, Mimia, Sevinland, Seanat, Brucklania, Solcius, Eywaan, Highton Islands, Yellops, Caselpania, Unimaginable Doom, Simone Republic, Pokemanland, Madjack, Animu Place, Xipher, The Federal Republic of Scouseland, Kragsgale, Amerian States, Dangine, Illusia and Neverendia, WeKnow, Eastern Cous Empria, Heilhum Imperius, Draconian Progression, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Harjad, Lulubellia, Outer Shenendoah, Chips and Guac, Hardscrabble, Republica Guilleana, A Salmon Named Harold, Planes, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Religioncord, Pytong, Bankowiata, Kazoo Basin, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, The Ultimate Republic, Venicea, Imperial Pieserged, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Free Atlantis, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, Slyakanya, East Akra, The English Alliance, Odelinor, The Pleiads, Strongwill, Nodnarb, Ellbonnia, Chukstik Illahi, Hewani, Climeria, Seijitsu, Colfes, Blyskalia, Port Naga, Darkmondoria, Galbadiana, Bharathvarsh, Svenskskit, His Enduring Majesty, Morgul, Super Girl, The Mazur Empire, Star Kingdom, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Sachi, The Republic of Free Peoples, Nordic-British Union, Otakus and Weebs, Barabolia, Valgarda, Vesteysia, Francois Isidore, Zemnaya Svoboda, Folenz, Figyjharli, Wapistan, Sanjurika, Trumpski, Svenskan, Lol2639, Siforpeo, Travislavania, TyGerria, BTProductions, Aryan Homeland, Qurtuba, Cajland, New Celoveniortan, ForestMythal, Tyirza, Korean-Joseon, Tsandonown, Mon Island, Defense For The World Assembly, Libvillia, Anungu, Greater Ale Permars, Card Kingdom, Boston Castle, Andanavia, Centrialand, Kastonvia, Tringapore, Ariele, Sopernia, Perikuresu, Muqatil, Morcusa Clicanskaukk, Nova Arcania, Union Of wakanda socialist rebublic, and Capablanca.

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