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Largest Agricultural Sector: 869thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,711thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,722nd
The Federal Constitutional Union of
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The Regalian Underland

Population3.7 billion

LeaderPresident Gregor
FaithRegalian Catholicism

CurrencyRegalian Dollar

The Federal Constitutional Union of The Regalian Underland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Gregor with a fair hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.7 billion Regalians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Regalia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Regalian economy, worth 640 trillion Regalian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 173,159 Regalian Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

Practising saying 'how now brown cow' is an essential part of holiday planning, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply, and citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Regalian Underland's national animal is the Flyer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Regalian Catholicism.

The Regalian Underland is ranked 142,960th in the world and 33rd in United League of Nations for Safest, scoring 54.99 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 869thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,711thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,722ndRudest Citizens: 3,122ndLargest Publishing Industry: 3,412thMost Cultured: 4,839thMost Influential: 5,848thMost Armed: 6,674thMost Inclusive: 8,027thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,136thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,946thSmartest Citizens: 9,162ndHighest Average Incomes: 9,340thMost Developed: 9,600thNicest Citizens: 9,683rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,911thHealthiest Citizens: 9,950thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,032ndTop
Largest Retail Industry: 10,723rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,304thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,601stMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,187thMost Efficient Economies: 14,798thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,167thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,212thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17,559thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,739thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,752ndMost Devout: 20,390thLargest Mining Sector: 20,880th
Most Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Devout: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 10 » Wozmania, Movovia, La Suise, Mongowia, Calour, Nikoland Piczi, Cardoness, The Andromeda Island Group, Witmanen, and Notrumbia.

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