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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 413thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 662ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,128th
The Democratic Republic of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Kburin li ahna Maltin
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Republic of Maltaland

Population4.911 billion

LeaderG D Marsan
FaithCatholic Church

CurrencyMalta Euro

The Democratic Republic of The Republic of Maltaland is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by G D Marsan with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.911 billion The Republics of Maltaland are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Administration, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marsa. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Maltese economy, worth 796 trillion Malta Euros a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 162,186 Malta Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts, employers are gradually adapting to the alien premise of paying wages to their workers, formerly internationally exported goods are now given away for free, and former slaves find themselves being herded onto ships once more. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Republic of Maltaland's national animal is the Thrush, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholic Church.

The Republic of Maltaland is ranked 23,887th in the world and 787th in The North Pacific for Highest Economic Output, with 796 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 413thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 662ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,128thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,463rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,487thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,932ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,055thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2,740thLargest Black Market: 2,847thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,159thMost Avoided: 3,272ndMost Influential: 3,616thMost Primitive: 4,410thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,734thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,341stMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,750thLargest Mining Sector: 9,431stLargest Retail Industry: 9,549thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,417thHighest Average Incomes: 11,790thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 12,851stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,411thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,054thMost Cultured: 19,937thLowest Crime Rates: 20,800thMost Secular: 20,804thLargest Governments: 21,255thHighest Economic Output: 23,887thLongest Average Lifespans: 23,933rd
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 31st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 35th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 54th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 69th in the regionMost Avoided: 83rd in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 98th in the regionLargest Black Market: 114th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 114th in the regionMost Primitive: 168th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 196th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 280th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 323rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 366th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 372nd in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 502nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 530th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 567th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 638th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 680th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 723rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 787th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 851st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 153 » Lulubellia, Barabolia, Kragsgale, Venicea, Votak Matim, Republica Guilleana, Yaorozu, Star Kingdom, Great Bights Mum, Aerilia, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Sundred, Shadowrik, McMasterdonia, Orado, Hamerica, Guer Aike, Sachi, Svenskskit, Xentherida, Koda-Land, Corfad, Former English Colony, The Rhein States, Bharathvarsh, Zzozona, Selfgradatude, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Shibutani, Siwale, Interdimensional Zone, Crusadam, Territorio di Nessuno, Hardscrabble, El Fiji Grande, Illusia and Neverendia, Ellbonnia, Empy, The Tampa Bay Rays, Bankowiata, Omnistria, Yokciq Empire, Dar es Saalam, Dreadton, Kazoo Basin, Notyoutopia, New Lakemba, The Pantheons, Vesteysia, Cretox State, and 103 others.Frances Francis the First of France, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Malta Comino Gozo, Climeria, Ethnon, Ravendi, Madjack, Pytong, Sikol, Valentine Z, Sil Dorsett, Odelinor, Wilkshire, Pallaith, Aeolist, Loutsland, Port Naga, Nodnarb, Imperial Pieserged, Francois Isidore, Slyakanya, Valgarda, Clan Spaniel, Svenskan, Zemnaya Svoboda, Nordic-British Union, Runeda, Maott, Figyjharli, North Bratislava, Wineclaw, Sanjurika, Wapistan, Trumpski, Solcius, The Republic of Free Peoples, Rising Sakura, -Slovania, Dangine, Sunto, Lol2639, Siforpeo, Travislavania, Kromi, Chips and Guac, Pinguioris, Simone Republic, Xagill, Blyskalia, Tyirza, Kranostav, Super Girl, Holy Oranz, Xyrron, Libertania Democratica, Pasargad, Erisoria, Aryan Homeland, BTProductions, Draconian Progression, Yellops, Steampunk Ariel, ForestMythal, Mon Island, Tringapore, Religioncord, Defense For The World Assembly, Korean-Joseon, Centrialand, Duryanistan, Planes, Seanat, Tsandonown, Libvillia, Ariele, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Greater Ale Permars, Perikuresu, Merconitonitopia, Card Kingdom, Boston Castle, Fraystonia, Jaxikistan, Kastonvia, The Mazur Empire, Sopernia, Mitropola, Apollo Park, East Akra, Duurania, Bearical, Fizban, The Sansvich, Unshleepd, Muqatil, Nova Arcania, Outer Shenendoah, Lionia, Capablanca, Sahriastan, His Enduring Majesty, Tibus Heth, and The Calabash Protectorate.

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